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Info Theft

3,763 ThatKindaWeeb  6 months ago

(DISCLAIMER; This is a fake document, based on real world agencies and their codes of conduct.)

Addressed to:
•Eagle Union's Department of Defense
•Eagle Union's Agency of Central Intelligence

Sent from: The Eagle Union's Office of Strategic Services

Protected under Code
7 E.U.C. § 897 (Disclosure of classified information): Unauthorized disclosure of classified information concerning the communications intelligence activities of the Eagle Union.

OSS WARNING
This document is protected under Executive Order 26513, any unwanted reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of confidential files is strictly prohibited. Violation can result in severe civil and criminal penalties provided by federal law, 30 years to life imprisonment, and a fine of up to $500,000 EUD


EMERGENCY ACTION REQUESTED!!
Breach of Security

Last seen at:
•Time - 18:08 UCT
•Location - Airspace #51
•Coordinates (Approx.)
(37.23333°N 115.80833°W)

The OSS is declaring the theft of classified documents regarding the F-15STOL/MTD project files.

Originally tested by the Eagle Union's National Aeronautics and Space Administration, the project, an experiment involving supermaneuverability, was deemed a failure by the EUAF and was subsequently terminated on August 15, 1991.

The documents, however, (due to negligence on our behalf) were not shredded upon request of the ACI, and were instead left in an archive to collect dust.

However, days prior to this documents conscription, (May 18, 2014) the files have since gone missing, without a trace, minus two anomalies. Hair follicles were very sparsely strewn about the south entrance to the archive, leading up to a wall, and a alpha particle spike was detected around the aforementioned wall. Samples were taken off site for further analysis.

The DNA recovered from the sample determined the following:

• Suspect is of Asian descent
• DNA shares similar, however not identical, genetic code to Vulpes vulpes schrencki (Ezo Red Fox)
• Hair strand was abnormally purple despite its species.
• The strand appears to be 79+ years old(?)

We have reason to believe that a constituent of the Sakura Empire may be responsible for the theft of government property, as we have an ID that matches the description of the DNA sample.

A one, Musashi Himeji, a high ranking military figure in the Sakura Empire. Known for her prestige, her wealth, and her family's legacy.

We are still working with the Royal Navy, Northern Parliament, and Iris Libre (MI6, GRU, and GIGN) to see if the "Iron Blood" or Tempestra could be involved, however all leads followed so far, have led nowhere. We will continue to investigate further and make changes to our code of conduct, as well as fire personnel related to the incident, to ensure the protection of the Eagle Union from all her enemies, Foreign and Domestic.

"Glorious Amateurs"
-The Office of Strategic Services


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    Also consider the question, "Why would the Sakura Empire steal the files for the F-15STOL of all things?

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    TL;DR, The Eagle Union made a big oopsie, and they're about to pay the price of being dim-witted.

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    @Monarchii lol

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    69.5k Monarchii

    @ThatKindaWeeb good thing I'm not eagle-unionite XD, LONG LIVE THE KING!!- *crash*

    5 months ago
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    @Monarchii This will definitely come back to bite the Eagle Union lol

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    @Monarchii E Anyway yea, the Sakura Empire is doing some tomfoolery and they're getting away with it cause magik

    5 months ago
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    69.5k Monarchii

    @ThatKindaWeeb ITS CHII YOU FOX, OI

    5 months ago
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    @Monarchii THE MONA HAS RETURNED YAY

    5 months ago
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    69.5k Monarchii

    lmao

    5 months ago
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    @OrangeConnor2 Ic, I don't look at the forums enough :<

    6 months ago
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    @ThatKindaWeeb They can’t because they’re on break. They made a forum.

    6 months ago
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    @Monarchii, How are you gonna interpret this?

    6 months ago
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    @OrangeConnor2 in this context, yes, it is espionage.

    6 months ago
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    @Majakalona Yea, but I mean cmon, who's gonna go to a airforce base you can't even get 5 miles within otherwise two guys in a white truck start telling ya to get lost?

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    51.8k Majakalona

    you doxxed the breach of security

    +1 6 months ago
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    Your vocabulary.
    “Info theft” sounded like espionage in this use.

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    @OrangeConnor2 not like they could've done anything about it, the Sakura Empire has help.

    6 months ago
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    @OrangeConnor2 pretty much, cause the OSS did an oops

    6 months ago
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    Espionage?

    +1 6 months ago
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    @DatFiat126Fan19 lol

    6 months ago
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    28.1k YarisSedan

    Lmfao 😂

    +2 6 months ago
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    @Monarchii @ShinyGemsBro

    6 months ago
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    @ReinMcDeer @OkaNieba @Inuyasha8125

    +1 6 months ago