God’s Tears is a “beverage” of my own creation.
First you take a shot glass.
Then, fill it about a third full of milk.
Full another third with Coca Cola.
Squeeze in a bit of ketchup.
Mix using a chopstick or something to the best of your ability. Some ketchup should settle to the bottom.
Drink on one go.
The taste is bad, but the psychic damage that hits you in the minutes following of having consumed that is far, far worse.
Enjoy!
@ComradeSandman okay, now i can see it...
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It's fine
@Nerfaddict Drink more.
@LunarEclipseSP Forgive my never ending typos, please.
Please.
@TheMouse Yes
Tried it
I laugh at how weak it is
Shot class? or do you mean shot glass? What are you talking about?
D:)
@ComradeSandman
You r a rock.
@TheMouse I am so hard
@ComradeSandman
You are sand. You are essentially invincible.
@TheMouse And that’s not the point.
Why do you think I know what consuming this is like?
@ComradeSandman
Exactly…
@LM0418 White?
Ahem!
@WisconsinStatePolice I assure you comrade buddy Gem- hic -Gemins ah mean Gemsius was PERFECTLY okay wit dis thin’.
Is TOTES okay to dreat trust… trust meeee….
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 Perhaps it’s named for what it is, perhaps it’s named for what it should wrought, we will never know.
@TheMouse I think that’d actually just poison someone tbh
@Omoriboy I can only dream of filling those shoes
Hopefully I can do so with less shrimp this time
@Monarchii lemong-… …rass…
Wait, bamboo is grass…
YOU PANDAFRO-!!
@HuskyDynamics01 Interesting… perhaps you’re onto something?
Why do white ranks say and post the most random crap ever known to mankind
kshh
<27, Need an RA for a grain of sand that just overdosed on the literal tears of a god. Go ahead and summon the coroner as well.>
keerr-bleep
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS AND TRY IT
You forgot the part where you add bacon juice from last week, mixed with some old salad.
add tamarind/lemongrass for a tropical refreshing addition :3
ColonelRelford be like: