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Graingy PSA: Stay Away From Mouse

36.9k Graingy  6 months ago

Just did some quick maffs.

According to TheMouse, it has been 2 minutes since we met. That is, of course, not the case.

To an outside observer!

I am going with the assumption that some relativistic screwery is occurring, so I did the aforementioned maffematics.

Saying, for the sake of ease, I've known Mouse for 6 months (probably less, but I digress), a 20 gram mouse experiencing only 2 minutes over that time frame would be travelling at such a speed as to possess a kinetic energy just shy of 900 terajoules of kinetic energy, or almost 215 kilotons of TNT (assuming 1000 calories per kilogram of TNT, which I've heard is something of a round cow in a vacuum).

For your own safety, stay away from TheMouse.

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    36.9k Graingy

    Also in the numbers I used they'd be travelling about 8.5mm/s shy of the speed of light.

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    59.8k TheMouse

    @Graingy
    To make it longer. Why not?

    6 months ago
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    36.9k Graingy

    @TheMouse I know, but why?

    6 months ago
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    59.8k TheMouse

    @Graingy
    It’s more of the clickable chain thing. Just ignore it.

    6 months ago
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    36.9k Graingy

    @TheMouse What?

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    59.8k TheMouse

    Lol

    6 months ago
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    36.9k Graingy

    @DatFiat126Fan19 yea

    6 months ago
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    28.6k YarisSedan

    @Graingy fr, kominfo can suck my tailpipe and suffocate on my exhaust fumes

    6 months ago
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    36.9k Graingy

    Is there a problem?

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    36.9k Graingy

    @Majakalona Because imgbb is blocked in Indonesia

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    52.3k Majakalona

    @Graingy why gifyu

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    36.9k Graingy

    @Majakalona Fixed your pfp lol

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    52.3k Majakalona

    @Aano78 it's an application
    It's like Google for mobile devices

    6 months ago
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    5,255 Aano78

    @Majakalona I mean I use screenshots I take myself, not from the Internet

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    52.3k Majakalona

    @Aano78 do you use Samsung internet?
    Hold down on an image, view image, then copy the link

    6 months ago
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    5,255 Aano78

    @Majakalona I use mobile, and I usually upload screenshots, which do not have an image address.

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    52.3k Majakalona

    @Aano78 right clock and copy image adress
    with mobile i cannot really tell you that much... i have no idea between lots of diffrent things

    6 months ago
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    5,255 Aano78

    @Majakalona But how do you convert the image into a url?

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    @TheMouse Hit Grain.

    6 months ago
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    52.3k Majakalona

    @Aano78 [example](example.com)
    Like that

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    5,255 Aano78

    @Majakalona How do you get the image url?

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    52.3k Majakalona

    @Aano78 why are you using gifyu
    It works with any image!!! Even this!!!
    try it for yourself!

    6 months ago
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    2,540 Zhixunlin23

    @HuskyDynamics01 for now

    6 months ago
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    36.9k Graingy

    @HuskyDynamics01 until it hit something.
    Issue, however, is that… hmm… I wonder if…?
    I was gonna say the blood at stuff would be limited to the remaining speed left until light, but now that I think about it I wonder if that’s how the whole time dilation thing fits in? It can only go 8.499…mm/s, but has all the time in the world so to speak because of how slow everything is moving relative to everything else at that speed.

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    5,255 Aano78

    @Ashdenpaw1 Take your photo and get it into an image url using a website (I use Gifyu), and in your bio description, type “![](image url)”. When you save the change and exit the description editor, the image should show up.

    6 months ago
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