Last minute (28.4 seconds ago) I (??R) took a derelict Russian (Eastern Europe) Tu-95 bear (70P) to the scrapper (48M) and his wife (17F) so I could get it made into tiny balls (tasty). The scrapper (Bad smelling) told me to take the engines (gas turbine) and get lost (no map). I realized I could use (illegally) the propellers (contra-rotating) to make a blender (20,000L). I put an apple (3 days old) in (lid off) and the propellers (2000 rpm) vaporized it (70°C) and shot (200kph) the seeds (7) into the territory (70km2) of the local (New Brunswick) gang (cocaine smuggling).
They shot (.45 ACP) at me (tiny) but they missed (badly) and destroyed (insurance void) my blender (unsafe).
AITA?
@TheMouse this I guess
@ComradeSandman
Being sand. Idk what sand does though, other than games.
… what was I doing again?
@TheMouse Then my work here is done!
@ComradeSandman
I already have.
@TheMouse No, you will.
@ComradeSandman
You know what you said. You will live to regret it.
@TheMouse ...
@ComradeSandman
Which pit…
@HuskyDynamics01 To the pit with ye!
@ComradeSandman If that is the consequence that you demand for showing decency and maturity, Graingy, then so be it.
Aight found the copypasta
Reddit, am I the arsehole?
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
@TheMouse Nuh uh
@HuskyDynamics01 You made me look like a fool in public YTA @Moderators have this animal shunned from the forum!
@HuskyDynamics01
This man seems to have mixed up his websites.
This isn't Reddit.