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I am officially too silly for this website (GONE WRONG) (HAND HOLDING) (MODS GOT CALLED)

1,024 ComradeSandman  6 months ago

(To be clear, I am not seriously upset by this. It's inconsequential and nothing worth fighting over.)


What a tragedy!
What a tragedy it is!
What a tragedy it is to be seen!
Oh, how shall my spirits be redeemed?

Such a horrible thing has occurred, oh my plight!
I had simply only merely returned to this site.
My wacky adventurous pursuits been my new light.
Yet what do I return to? A villainous smite!

My hopes all shattered, my dreams destroyed.
My prospects all stomped on, no free thought employed.
I had only just dabbled, barely tried, perhaps toyed,
But alas! I stand accused as though I had ployed!

Did I really deserve a fate oh so wholly cruel?
For barely infringing on some dusty old rule?
I see it now! I'd been such a great fool!
The sea's soaked with safe jokes, yet I dive for the pool.

Fifty thousand, for an army I'd begged,
And I'd get it no matter how close I strayed to the ledge.
So I waltzed on through, the crowd of eight egged,
But in my run from the law, I found myself peglegged


In summary, I apparently didn't make it clear enough that my post yesterday was a joke.
Regardless, no hard feelings, this is NOT an attempt to start beef with Moderators, or start drama.
Let me repeat that,
I AM NOT TRYING TO START BEEF WITH THE MODERATORS, NOR I AM TRYING TO STIR UP DRAMA.


TL;DR: Sand gets post removed, becomes discount Shakespeare.

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    I will repeat once more,

    I AM NOT TRYING TO START BEEF WITH THE MODERATORS, NOR AM I IN ANY WAY TRYING TO STIR UP DRAMA.

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    @OrangeConnor2 Meanie.

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    @ComradeSandman Ugh awful profile picture.

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    @OrangeConnor2 ???

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    What?

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    @OrangeConnor2 ?

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    What?

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    @OrangeConnor2 wdym

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    What?

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    28.6k YarisSedan

    @ComradeSandman oh xd
    don't know why your harmless 50k post got removed while outright homophobia lasted for much longer until yesterday when silver himself removed the hateful forum post (see his comments)

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    @DatFiat126Fan19 my silly request for 50k upvotes got removed.
    Turns out I botched the math too since I’d only need 12.5k start to finish.

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    @Griffon1 “Heehee I love words!

    6 months ago
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    @TheMouse Ever since I stopped writing my vocabulary, which was never good, had gotten worse.

    I need to channel Loxsel.

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    28.6k YarisSedan

    @ComradeSandman tf happened lmao

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    52.3k Majakalona

    @Griffon1 PETER GRIFFON!!!!!!

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    14.2k Griffon1

    oooh I love poems

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    59.8k TheMouse

    @ComradeSandman
    Not bad at all. I would suggest using calamity to rime with tragedy in some of the places, to avoid repetition. And the last paragraph is a bit awkward. But other than that, it is quite good. That second to last paragraph is just perfect, 10/10 May as well change your username to Shakespeare.

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    @TheMouse rate my poetry, rodent.

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