(To be clear, I am not seriously upset by this. It's inconsequential and nothing worth fighting over.)

What a tragedy!
What a tragedy it is!
What a tragedy it is to be seen!
Oh, how shall my spirits be redeemed?

Such a horrible thing has occurred, oh my plight!
I had simply only merely returned to this site.
My wacky adventurous pursuits been my new light.
Yet what do I return to? A villainous smite!

My hopes all shattered, my dreams destroyed.
My prospects all stomped on, no free thought employed.
I had only just dabbled, barely tried, perhaps toyed,
But alas! I stand accused as though I had ployed!

Did I really deserve a fate oh so wholly cruel?
For barely infringing on some dusty old rule?
I see it now! I'd been such a great fool!
The sea's soaked with safe jokes, yet I dive for the pool.

Fifty thousand, for an army I'd begged,
And I'd get it no matter how close I strayed to the ledge.
So I waltzed on through, the crowd of eight egged,
But in my run from the law, I found myself peglegged

In summary, I apparently didn't make it clear enough that my post yesterday was a joke.
Regardless, no hard feelings, this is NOT an attempt to start beef with Moderators, or start drama.
Let me repeat that,
I AM NOT TRYING TO START BEEF WITH THE MODERATORS, NOR I AM TRYING TO STIR UP DRAMA.

TL;DR: Sand gets post removed, becomes discount Shakespeare.