(Don't take offence at the title I'm just being silly goofy wacky)

So funny story the other night I decided to boot up my old 3DS. New XL, yadda yadda, assuming I played Mario maker the day I got it (pretty sure I did), I got the thing back on the 8th of March 2017. Like, 5 days after the Switch launched (which I didn't get until like August of 2019. Off topic!)
I seemingly hadn't turned the thing on since 2022, going off play records. Funny.

Anyhow, I was playing around with the broken thing to try to figure out why it was so sucky and took over 2 minutes to boot, if even, and why so much data was corrupted and poopy.
Something something probably the micro SD got corrupted eons ago. Also not important.

So basically I thought to test MK7 to work out of that'd still work.
It loaded fast!
Yay!
If only the digital games worked. Or still existed.
If only all my old Mario Maker files weren't corrupted...

Anyhow, I broke into the first person view for a nice time trial around some island place from some Wii game i never owned. Because ye

Do not do this.

This is probably the closest I've ever gotten to playing a VR game.

Do not do this.

First person, 3d-on (even in a New-model system it sucks), motion controlled (screen and all).

Do not do this.

I only fell off the map... once!

I think...

Anyways so yeah yippee dandy I'm gonna go read about stars now byyyeeeeee!!!