Where do I find them? Are they sold somewhere in a retail store in the middle of the pacific ocean or are they sold in a shady website in the dark web? I have no cash on me, do they accept credit cards or Bitcoin? Wait, I don't have that either... Do motivations grow on a tree? if so, where do I find such trees?

Or has motivation always been deep within me?

wait...

I can feel it coming, I can feel the motivation coming in me

RAAAAAAAAAH

Wait, that's not motivation... It's the apfsds round I usually eat for breakfast penetrating my cranium at the speed of 1,650 m/s coming from 3 o'clock from behind a tree somewhere in Namibia.