Blahaj is life. Doesn’t matter who you are, Blahaj is great. Blahaj is good.
I have two.
Luv Blahaj. Big shark boyos
Blahaj is life
822 ComradeSandman
4 months ago
Blahaj is life. Doesn’t matter who you are, Blahaj is great. Blahaj is good.
I have two.
Luv Blahaj. Big shark boyos
@SamTheUncle go go gadget kill Mouse
@ComradeSandman
Highly improbable.
@SamTheUncle So you’re mortal…
And can thus be killed.
@ComradeSandman
I am not a god
@SamTheUncle I thought you were free-flying through the void?
@ComradeSandman
Spaceship.
@SamTheUncle Ship? What ship?
@ComradeSandman
Poop gun. I invented it myself. Shoots the poop away from the ship at over mach 10.
@SamTheUncle You're a Mouse who can't even hold onto a chocolate chip.
@ComradeSandman
Umm… well.. actually… how did you guess?
@SamTheUncle And not just by throwing your own feces as reaction mass?
@ComradeSandman
Slight changes, yes.
@SamTheUncle Used as a verb, no.
Can you produce changes to your vector?
(Assuming I'm using those words right. Talk to the engineering department idk)
@ComradeSandman
“Steer”
As in a castrated male cattle raised for beef?
@SamTheUncle ffs
Can you steer?
@ComradeSandman
Sowwy, I was so hungwy
@SamTheUncle MOUSE YOU BLITHERING IDIOT
@ComradeSandman
I have 1 chocolate chip. had
I ate it.
@SamTheUncle I am now moving at 299792457.9999625 m/s
Thanks bossman!
Wait do you have the chocolate chip?
@SamTheUncle ...
Gimme a second.
@ComradeSandman
If you were as high (and fast) as I am, you would be too.
@SamTheUncle TheMouse you fat oaf you're almost two tonnes!
@ComradeSandman
Dont worry, after the initial small explosions, it should settle down a bit.
@SamTheUncle It hurts my little mind too much.
One of my favorite subjects.