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I propose: The Blunderbuss

822 ComradeSandman  2 months ago

Shotguns are lame. They're too precise and small.

We need BIGGER.

I propose a firearm with a 5cm diameter bore, rear loading, with a long 30cm barrel. Absolutely loaded with buckshot.

Single shot.

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    @overlord5453 Nah, the shot just burns up on reentry. Does look mighty pretty, though.

    2 months ago
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    7,751 overlord5453

    @ComradeSandman now that i think about it, being able to shoot your enemies from orbit sounds like a good thing.

    2 months ago
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    @overlord5453 You speak as though that's a downside.
    @TheMouse You're better off not knowing.

    2 months ago
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    59.3k TheMouse

    @ComradeSandman
    Thats true, if you are a mere human. Or sand. How do you even hold that thing anyway?

    2 months ago
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    7,751 overlord5453

    @ComradeSandman hand portable? The recoil will put you in a low earth orbit.

    2 months ago
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    @TheMouse No, but then you're entering a different classification entirely.
    The Blunderbuss is the largest hand portable firearm, with a half kilogram of pure Fuck You blasted out in a glorious flaunting of lead and flame.

    +1 2 months ago
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    59.3k TheMouse

    @ComradeSandman
    There is never "too big"

    2 months ago
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    @TheMouse Too big, difference classes of weapon.
    ... Blunderbuss BB?

    +1 2 months ago
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    59.3k TheMouse

    Noob.
    gets into an a10

    2 months ago