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Goodbye Colonials we got bandit

29.8k KPLBall  one month ago

Incoming Transmission

KPLball: GO GO GO!
OV-45 Kitty-Hawk: YES SIR!
8 OV-45s barrel down the runway, leading the charge is pilot Jack "Cant-B-Worth" Simens.
KPLball: We must recapture bandit, HURRY NOW!
Cant-B-Worth: YES SIR
10 minutes later
Cant-B-Worth: Ingaging Target
80x 1000Ibs bombs, 560x Super Hydras, and thousands of round pummel Bandit.

Colonial Forces: GET THE FLAK
A Jackhammer Fires
Jackhammer-1: GOT 'EM!
Cant-B-Worth: IM GOING DOWN

Simens crashes into the water, going down with his plane.

KPLball: SS BUENO, pull into Yeager port to wait it out
SS Bueno: Yes sir
C-20: We are landing!

KPLball: Goo-
C-20: WE CAN'T THEY ARE SHOOTING....... S-300s AT US?!
KPLball: Wait for the tanks.......
10 Minutes later
C-20 Commando: Type-45, Type-12 You ready?
Type-12 and Type-45: Yes sir
C-20 Command: T-1, You ready?
T-1: Yes
C-20 Commando: Good
10 Minutes later
Colonials: GET THE JACKHAMERS AND THE F-14 READY, THEY'VE GOT TANKS!
Type-45: TYPE-12, we must attack, they have seen us
T-1: GET THAT F-14!
Colonials: HA INFERIOR TAIWANESE AND NEPALESE TANKS
KABOOOOOOOOM!
Colonials: WHAT WAS THAT

Type-45: JACKHAMMER DOWN
Colonials: WE HAVE LOST A JACKHAMMER, GET THAT OTHER ONE WORKING
KABOOOOOOOOOOOM

Type-12: ANOTHER JACKHAMMER DOWN
Colonials: WHAT THE? GET THAT F-14 in the ai-
KABOOOOOOOM, BOOOM, BOOOM, BOOOM!

T-1: Say goodbye to your precious F-14
Colonials: HOW!
Type-45 and Type-12: Surrender now, you are outnumbered!
T-1: Surrender or die
C-20 Commando: Surrender now, or we shoot
Colonials: WE YIELD!!
KPLball: Good, an armored convoy will pick you up, Type-45, escort them

Mission successful

Sorry Bandit for the wait, All my forces will STAY at bandit

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    29.8k KPLBall

    LORE DROP:

    Even though Type-12 and Type-45 speak Traditional Chinese, and T-1 speaks Nepali, due to the SP website not allowing these symbols, they speak English
    Aslo this starts in the eye of the hurricane

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    35.8k Graingy

    @Randomplayer looks like about $13.50.
    Damn.

    one month ago
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    14.7k Randomplayer

    @Graingy 10 bucks. How much is it in SOD?

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    35.8k Graingy

    @Randomplayer Oh? How much was it?

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    14.7k Randomplayer

    @Graingy well I'm sorry I couldn't afford anything else >:(

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    35.8k Graingy

    But that one is a terrible choice.

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    29.8k KPLBall

    @Graingy ummmm yes tiny
    But if you have a naval base on SOME of the islands you have an impenetrable wall of warships to deal with

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    35.8k Graingy

    It’s tiny and uninhabitable.

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    29.8k KPLBall

    @Graingy it's the perfect naval base

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    35.8k Graingy

    @Randomplayer Related to the Eel War, I mean. Why should we protect this island?

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    14.7k Randomplayer

    @Graingy did you see the photos above?

    one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Randomplayer What battle? There's been no engagement at Bandit, last I checked?

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    29.8k KPLBall

    @Randomplayer alr :D

    one month ago
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    14.7k Randomplayer

    I will need to make adjustments to the landing gear to turn it into STOL. The island is rough and bumpy and short :)

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    14.7k Randomplayer

    @KPLBall sweet!

    one month ago
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    29.8k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 I CANT RN ILL TAG U IN THEM INSTEAD

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    @KPLBall still waiting for you to link them

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    29.8k KPLBall

    @Randomplayer no worries
    I'm sending u 2 OV-45 Kittyhawks to test

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    14.7k Randomplayer

    @Randomplayer I’m just afraid of the cross fire :)

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    14.7k Randomplayer

    @Graingy it is MY island. I own it, and you know how close that island is to the battle of bandit airport?

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    59.3k TheMouse

    Cool! We got em.

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    @JSTQ Also uh
    The hurricane may or may have not destroyed the cage- hangar that I was hid- keeping one of my angry and ven- totally normal SPAAs in. If it did, we're all fricking scre- perfectly fine :)

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    4,084 JSTQ

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover ok

    one month ago
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    @JSTQ
    Nope, it's entirely natural.
    Quite unsurprising, although the ingame islands aren't the full size of what they'd be in the lore, it's still a fairly island-based environment.

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    35.8k Graingy

    @Randomplayer That island is not a strategic target for us. Why is this an Eel Protectorate matter?
    If the reason is sensitive, use more discrete channels.

    one month ago
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