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Would you press the button?

726 ComradeSandman  23 days ago

You’re resurrected upon death as an ageless robot with flight abilities,
But
You’re now subservient to an amoral inter-dimensional empire and a rogue god sees you as prey.

Would you do it?
This happened recently so some bozo and he won’t shut up about it. I wanna know if this is a common sentiment or if he’s just being a [redacted]

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    @WisconsinStatePolice Hm?

    16 days ago
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    oh

    16 days ago
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    @TheMouse WAIT FR???
    LMAO

    +1 19 days ago
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    57.6k TheMouse

    @ComradeSandman
    It did for small phones. Maybe not for a computer, but on small phones it was impossible to click on anything.

    +1 19 days ago
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    @TheMouse It didn't glitch it!
    ... Did it?

    +1 19 days ago
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    57.6k TheMouse

    @ComradeSandman
    The time you had the title that was so long it glitched the forums was pretty funny too.

    +1 19 days ago
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    @TheMouse Yeah, I think you're right.
    Also, of all the censorship I've experienced this is probably the funniest.

    19 days ago
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    57.6k TheMouse

    @ComradeSandman
    Depends. I would say they are.
    (Also, btw, check out your forum. You are being redacted)

    +1 21 days ago
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    @TheMouse Unfortunately your positioning would not be your prerogative. The MA series is designed for rear duties, with minimal emergency armament, but ever since dear 002 got loose they’ve been kept inside.
    That being said, if you do get deployed out in the open… uhh rip man I guess that’d suck.
    So! Is the person in the question being pussy?

    +1 21 days ago
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    57.6k TheMouse

    @ComradeSandman
    Ah. In that case, I think it would be best to avoid the god entirely.

    +1 22 days ago
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    @TheMouse He’s called PA-002 and he is kill. To put it bluntly.
    I mean, there technically are some Soian firearms that could damage him, but much less so his current, third, body.
    Hey, go for it, but be warned the robot body you’d get in this proposal is the kind he especially likes for their vulnerability.
    I’ll be cheering for you from the bleachers!
    … While putting not a cent on your chances.

    +1 22 days ago
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    57.6k TheMouse

    @ComradeSandman
    Why so? It depends on the god really.

    22 days ago
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    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 Eh, less a fact and more of a proposal.

    22 days ago
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    @TheMouse That is a terrible, terrible idea, but I won't stop you from trying.

    +1 22 days ago
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    @TheMouse facts

    +1 23 days ago
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    57.6k TheMouse

    Step 1: take machine gun
    Step 2: shoot god
    Step 3: profit

    +1 23 days ago
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    Alright, this isn’t working. I need test subjects!
    @TheMouse c’mere we’re putting you in a robot to see how you like it.

    23 days ago