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Sinking three of four [S-War]

40.4k KPLBall  2 months ago

Setting: Two days after the hurricane, MDA Forces are slightly startled by the three large ships outside their positions.

Super Ship Retronia: THER RETRONIA, DUMMIE, AND GRAY ARE HERE! FEAR US MDA!
MDA-S Crusader MK1: Bruh. Who are you?
MDA-S Cruiser MK1: I think it's a wannabe super ship
I-100: Hey KPLBall, can I release the Criminaly Insane German?
KPLBall: Go ahead
Super Ship Dummie: What's that Criminaly Insane Germa-
I-100: Release Him
F-36A and F-33S: You sure?!
I-100: I'm sure, A-40B make sure he doesn't kill everything that floats
A-40B: Alright, but you owe me!
I-100: Alright bro
A-40B: LET F-63E GO MEN!
F-63E: ICH BIN ENDLICH ANGEKOMMEN! DEINE BLÖDE MARINE SOLL IN DEN HÄNDEN MEINER AGM-65DS UNTERGEHEN!
Super Ship Dummie: OH WHAT DA HAI-

KABOOOOM!


F-63E: HAHA! Dieser dumme Arsch ist versunken
I-100: F-63 YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!
F-63E: Es ist nicht meine Schuld, dass ihr Superschiff zerbrechlicher ist als die Imperien in Naval Ops Warship Gunner 2
I-100: You actually have a point
F-63E: Ja, danke, dass du es bemerkt hast
I-100: Your welcome!
Super Ship Retronia: HEY! YOU SANK OUR BROTHER SHIP! YOU SHALL PAY!
Panamá: ¿Qué has dicho? ¡Todo lo que estoy aquí es alguien que está muy, MUY ENOJADO, chico!
KPLBall: WHOAH PANAMÁ WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Panamá: Estoy planeando hundir el Relonia, ¿tengo permiso?
KPLBall: You have permission
Panamá: ¡Gracias! Muy bien, estúpida Relonia, ¿estás lista para fingir dolor y sufrimiento?
Super Ship Relonia: HA! You think you're stupid 9in guns can sink me!?
Panamá: Y 3, 2, 1, y estás hundido

KABOOOOM!


Panamá: ¡KABOOM! ¡Dile adiós a la parte delantera de tu gaviota Relonia! Ja, deberías haberlo visto KPLBall!
KPLBall: Thanks Panamá
Panamá: De nada, KPLBall
Super Ship Gray: HEY YOU STILL HAVE M-
MDS-PT9: RAMMING SPEED, LAUNCH TORPEDOS!
Super Ship Gray: WHAT?!?!
Ping, Ping!
Super Ship Gray: HA YOUR TOR-
BANG!
MDS-PT9: Welp it was nice seeing you men, deploy charges!
KABOOOOOM!

Super Ship Gray: HA THAT WAS FUTILE!
I-100: But it disabled your propellers
Super Ship Gray: Oh
AH-102C: AGM-65-LITE ON THE WAY!

KABOOOOOOM


AH-102C: And he's gone

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    6,347 JABH

    Oh Fu-

    2 months ago
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    @SPsidearm Most y're abandoned tanks were destroyed when the B-29 accidentally dropped his nuke. He was supposed to be bringing it to the desert for a live documentary on nuclear bombs, but something went wrong I guess XD
    Yes, in spite of that being a joke, it is canon

    +1 2 months ago
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    @SPsidearm
    Yeah, we wont:
    Because there armor is equivalent to that of a Japanese destroyer (very thin)

    +1 2 months ago
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    @KPLBall thank you

    2 months ago
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    40.4k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 alright here is F-63E

    2 months ago
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    @KPLBall eh, we don't have any other ships around, (by the way can you tag me on the F-63E, also I was joking)

    2 months ago
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    40.4k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 it was a precaution to make sure F-63E doesn't kill everything that sinks

    2 months ago
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    3,232 SPsidearm

    @KPLBall
    So waht?
    Our Land & Water logistics are so F#cked we only have about 23 Gtanks in service and 50 GAPCs also in service. Most latter's either abandoned or destroyed. [Concept: 10 Battle Recons in service]
    We also don't have any water ports. A Super battleship isn't gonna change anything.

    DO NOT TAKE OUR ABANDONED TANKS, YOU'LL REGRET IT!

    +2 2 months ago
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    @KPLBall since when did you get to order around my A-40

    +1 2 months ago
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    40.4k KPLBall

    @SPsidearm well you won't get the chance XD

    2 months ago
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    3,232 SPsidearm

    It's TB's.
    We didn't even buy one, yet.

    +1 2 months ago
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    40.4k KPLBall

    Forgot one
    @JSTQ

    2 months ago
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    40.4k KPLBall

    @Imperialndustries oh crud XD

    2 months ago
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    40.4k KPLBall

    @TitanicBuff umm yeahhh that's why no one likes you

    2 months ago
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    @KPLBall you are lucky I'm ur brother
    That link don't work
    Also YES WE SUNK THREE
    Also that little detail where some planes speak different languages are so cool

    2 months ago
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    40.4k KPLBall

    Colonials
    @SPsidearm
    @TitanicBuff

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    40.4k KPLBall

    Snowstone
    @LunarEclipseSP
    @SamuelJamesCastor
    @Imperialnduatries

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    40.4k KPLBall

    MDA-Allies
    @JABH
    @Boeing727200F
    @Marulk

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    40.4k KPLBall

    MDA-3
    @Christiant2
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    MDA-2
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    MDA-1
    @TheMouse
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    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26

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