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Sinking three of four [S-War]

29.2k KPLBall  one month ago

Setting: Two days after the hurricane, MDA Forces are slightly startled by the three large ships outside their positions.

Super Ship Retronia: THER RETRONIA, DUMMIE, AND GRAY ARE HERE! FEAR US MDA!
MDA-S Crusader MK1: Bruh. Who are you?
MDA-S Cruiser MK1: I think it's a wannabe super ship
I-100: Hey KPLBall, can I release the Criminaly Insane German?
KPLBall: Go ahead
Super Ship Dummie: What's that Criminaly Insane Germa-
I-100: Release Him
F-36A and F-33S: You sure?!
I-100: I'm sure, A-40B make sure he doesn't kill everything that floats
A-40B: Alright, but you owe me!
I-100: Alright bro
A-40B: LET F-63E GO MEN!
F-63E: ICH BIN ENDLICH ANGEKOMMEN! DEINE BLÖDE MARINE SOLL IN DEN HÄNDEN MEINER AGM-65DS UNTERGEHEN!
Super Ship Dummie: OH WHAT DA HAI-

KABOOOOM!


F-63E: HAHA! Dieser dumme Arsch ist versunken
I-100: F-63 YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!
F-63E: Es ist nicht meine Schuld, dass ihr Superschiff zerbrechlicher ist als die Imperien in Naval Ops Warship Gunner 2
I-100: You actually have a point
F-63E: Ja, danke, dass du es bemerkt hast
I-100: Your welcome!
Super Ship Retronia: HEY! YOU SANK OUR BROTHER SHIP! YOU SHALL PAY!
Panamá: ¿Qué has dicho? ¡Todo lo que estoy aquí es alguien que está muy, MUY ENOJADO, chico!
KPLBall: WHOAH PANAMÁ WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Panamá: Estoy planeando hundir el Relonia, ¿tengo permiso?
KPLBall: You have permission
Panamá: ¡Gracias! Muy bien, estúpida Relonia, ¿estás lista para fingir dolor y sufrimiento?
Super Ship Relonia: HA! You think you're stupid 9in guns can sink me!?
Panamá: Y 3, 2, 1, y estás hundido

KABOOOOM!


Panamá: ¡KABOOM! ¡Dile adiós a la parte delantera de tu gaviota Relonia! Ja, deberías haberlo visto KPLBall!
KPLBall: Thanks Panamá
Panamá: De nada, KPLBall
Super Ship Gray: HEY YOU STILL HAVE M-
MDS-PT9: RAMMING SPEED, LAUNCH TORPEDOS!
Super Ship Gray: WHAT?!?!
Ping, Ping!
Super Ship Gray: HA YOUR TOR-
BANG!
MDS-PT9: Welp it was nice seeing you men, deploy charges!
KABOOOOOM!

Super Ship Gray: HA THAT WAS FUTILE!
I-100: But it disabled your propellers
Super Ship Gray: Oh
AH-102C: AGM-65-LITE ON THE WAY!

KABOOOOOOM


AH-102C: And he's gone

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    6,272 JABH

    Oh Fu-

    one month ago
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    @SPsidearm Most y're abandoned tanks were destroyed when the B-29 accidentally dropped his nuke. He was supposed to be bringing it to the desert for a live documentary on nuclear bombs, but something went wrong I guess XD
    Yes, in spite of that being a joke, it is canon

    +1 one month ago
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    @SPsidearm
    Yeah, we wont:
    Because there armor is equivalent to that of a Japanese destroyer (very thin)

    +1 one month ago
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    @KPLBall thank you

    one month ago
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    29.2k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 alright here is F-63E

    one month ago
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    @KPLBall eh, we don't have any other ships around, (by the way can you tag me on the F-63E, also I was joking)

    one month ago
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    29.2k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 it was a precaution to make sure F-63E doesn't kill everything that sinks

    one month ago
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    2,346 SPsidearm

    @KPLBall
    So waht?
    Our Land & Water logistics are so F#cked we only have about 23 Gtanks in service and 50 GAPCs also in service. Most latter's either abandoned or destroyed. [Concept: 10 Battle Recons in service]
    We also don't have any water ports. A Super battleship isn't gonna change anything.

    DO NOT TAKE OUR ABANDONED TANKS, YOU'LL REGRET IT!

    +2 one month ago
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    @KPLBall since when did you get to order around my A-40

    +1 one month ago
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    29.2k KPLBall

    @SPsidearm well you won't get the chance XD

    one month ago
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    2,346 SPsidearm

    It's TB's.
    We didn't even buy one, yet.

    +1 one month ago
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    29.2k KPLBall

    Forgot one
    @JSTQ

    one month ago
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    29.2k KPLBall

    @Imperialndustries oh crud XD

    one month ago
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    29.2k KPLBall

    @TitanicBuff umm yeahhh that's why no one likes you

    one month ago
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    1,284 TitanicBuff

    @KPLBall IM NOT UP VOTING
    U SUNK THREE OF MY SHIPS

    one month ago
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    @KPLBall you are lucky I'm ur brother
    That link don't work
    Also YES WE SUNK THREE
    Also that little detail where some planes speak different languages are so cool

    one month ago
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    29.2k KPLBall

    Colonials
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    @TitanicBuff

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    29.2k KPLBall

    Snowstone
    @LunarEclipseSP
    @SamuelJamesCastor
    @Imperialnduatries

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    29.2k KPLBall

    MDA-Allies
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    MDA-3
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    MDA-2
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    29.2k KPLBall

    MDA-1
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