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[S-War] (Special Transmission) Earlier...

63.0k TheUltimatePlaneLover  one month ago

Ignore that this came after the surrender of TitanicBuff and destruction of RCE bases in Snowstone.

In the lore, it chronologically comes right after he announces his presence.

M49A3-C: Well guys, guess who just joined the war.
AMX-10M: "Monarchii?" in French
M49A3-C: I wish, but no, it's our local nukeslinger, TitanicBuff.
Everyone falls silent
The collective silence screams "why"
E.VII Fallout: ...Goat friggin dam that got hit.

A few minutes later, the Titano Bomber hit Wright. No major injuries were caused, since the attack was, in all honesty, too predictable, but the airport was damaged. Several RCE forces began nearing Wright afterwards.

TVAA-30: Hey guys, look, it's the RCE!
AMX-10M: D'accord. Mais ne pouvons-nous pas simplement... les abattre?

Translation: Okay. But can't we just... shoot them down?

Enargite VII: We could, but we're wasting precious ammo we need against RCE ground forces.
TVT-FT: Blud, we ain't seein' any RCE ground forces if we die to their air force.
M49A3-C: Calm down guys, I called up some of our old buddies to deal with them. Most of them are getting upgrades, but one of them made it...

MDA aircraft weren't present. The RCE had the air to themselves. So an A400l, In attempt to land and capture Wright...

...was attacked.
RCE Harrier: What the heck was that?!
RCE F-14: Was that a first gen fighter?
RCE Harrier and F-14 think for a moment, then share a laugh
RCE Harrier: It probably was, those old giez-


???: Cease your yapping this instant, you traitor to the Queen.
RCE F-14: Wh- hey! There is no Queen of England!
???: And there is no RCE F-14.
RCE F-14: What.

Unidentified aircraft takes a shot at the RCE F-14. The F-14 attempts to dodge the attack, but several rounds obliterate a tail and wing. Before the attacker than finish the F-14, though, and RCE F-18 appears, trailing the unknown aircraft.
RCE F-18: You there! Stop now!
???: I'd rather not.

The aircraft would turn to fight the F-18, and surprisingly win the turning game, landing a hit on the Retronian Hornet's wing, and cleaving it in two at the fold point. The F-18 continued to fight with only one-and-a-half wings, but the strange plane would still prove the faster turner, striking its engine and forcing the pilot to finally bail out. The aircraft would then take notice of distance RCE and TitanicBuff forces trying to enter by sea, but they were quickly subdued.


Meanwhile, back on Wright

AMX-10M: ... viennent-ils d'être abattus par un A-26 glorifié ?

Translation: ...did they just get shot down by a glorified A-26?

A-40C-R1: No, worse. Or better depending on how you look at it.

Note: A-40C-R1 is on Yeager, everyone else is still on Wright.
TVT-FT: Hey- when did you get on this radio feed?
A-40C-R1: I've been eavesdropping on you guys ever since we got communications with Wright back. Anyways, Shock, why the heck is my dad here?
M49A3-C: ¯_(?)_/¯
E.VII Fallout: Wait the A-40 has a dad?!
AMX-10M: Oui. Contrairement à certaines personnes que je connais.

Translate it yourself for the funny

--End of Transmission--

Daddy's Home


Credits:

MDA:
@TheMouse
@CrestelAeronautics
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26
@windshifter1
@Karroc9522
@KPLBall
@Christiant2
@JaxHere
@Randomplayer
@TheUltimatePlaneLover

MDA Allies:
@Marulk (allied supplier of the MDA, specifically with the Hsiang drones and Soko J-20 Kragujs)
@JABH (manufacturer)
@Boeing727200F (builder of the F-13Q and A-19, as well as several other aircraft and weapons utilized by the MDA)
@Noname918181818181818181 (maker of the freaking epic Lagwing)
@ImperialIndustries

I know the said vehicles aren't here but I'm giving credits anyways.

RCE/DoF:
@SPSidearm
@TitanicBuff(?)

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    @SPsidearm NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    one month ago
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    2,429 SPsidearm

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover
    Gouda Debris.

    one month ago
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    @SPsidearm Debris cheese?

    one month ago
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    2,429 SPsidearm

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover
    There will be Gouda, after the Debris first.

    one month ago
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    @SPsidearm No gouda??

    one month ago
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    2,429 SPsidearm

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover
    Yes. Mozzarella and Processed American cheese.

    one month ago
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    @SPsidearm ...cheese?

    one month ago
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    2,429 SPsidearm

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover
    I'll bring in Cheese and ZoV-1 Debris every week.

    one month ago
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    @SPsidearm Don't think she'll let you take over half of Snowstone, especially if it's the same deal you offered the MDA (which sounds likely, since the possession percentage of 58% is identical)


    Also...
    "Realistically..."
    Ah yes, the A-40 certainly follows the rules of logic, after all, he absolutely isn't covered in guns and does not have a laser beam that throws aircraft carriers into space

    one month ago
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    2,429 SPsidearm

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover
    Realistically, a GODDAMN 650MM AUTOCANNON HAS A LOW MAGAZINE CAPACITY.
    [-----------------]
    No, not yet. We're planning on to negotiate with Miss E to share custody of Snowstone.
    58% land to Retronian factions on the go.

    one month ago
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    @SPsidearm And the A-40D is literally built around a 650mm autocannon. And that's not even its main weapon.
    Also I gave them, and yes, them plural, full-sentience, so if you mock him, you will just make him angrier- and thus stronger.
    Still confident?

    one month ago
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    2,429 SPsidearm

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover
    BRING IT ON!
    Mastermind is also participating (yellow and blue Katana with an death ray mounted)

    one month ago
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    @SPsidearm I will send one A-40D :)

    one month ago
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    2,429 SPsidearm

    [The final stretch....]
    [The briefing said to hold on for dear life..]

    [EAGLE CRY]

    [RCE and DoF sending all it's force, 2500K Planes to be exact]

    one month ago
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    @TitanicBuff
    *This was before the surrender was announced
    I was sleepin' and got done dirty; everyone took all the action before me
    Besides you still have to compensate for the collateral civilian casualties so...

    +1 one month ago
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    1,284 TitanicBuff

    ;-; pls stop

    one month ago
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    29.5k KPLBall

    Ooooooooooooof

    one month ago
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    RCE/DoF and TB:
    @SPSidearm
    @TitanicBuff

    one month ago
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    MDA Allies 2:
    @ImperialIndustries

    one month ago
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    MDA Allies 1:
    @Marulk
    @JABH
    @Boeing727200F

    one month ago
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    MDA 3:
    @Christiant2
    @JaxHere
    @Randomplayer

    one month ago
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    MDA 2:
    @windshifter1
    @Karroc9522
    @KPLBall

    one month ago
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    MDA 1:
    @TheMouse
    @CrestelAeronautics
    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26

    one month ago