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[S-War] New upgrades!

29.2k KPLBall  one month ago

ORP Izrael: OSTRZEZENIE! NIKT DO NAS NIE STRZELAL! PRZEJEZDZA PRZEBOJNY POLSKI KONWÓJ! CI, KTÓRZY DO MNIE STRZELAJA, ZOSTANA ZNISZCZENI

Translation: WARNING! NO ONE FIRE ON US,
! PEACEFUL POLISH CONVOY COMING THROUGH! THOSE WHO FIRE ON ME WILL BE SHOT!

ZoV-1: We won't fire
F-14 (Gray): Stop shooting so we don't hit the Izrael and it's cargo ship!
A-40B: BIPLANE ON RADAR! SHOULD WE FIRE ON IT?!
F-36A: Bro, it's a biplane, a PZL-2 to be precise, so don't shoot
A-40B: Oh ok
PZL-2 Float: Dziekujemy, ze pozwoliliscie nam przejsc!

Translation: Thank you for letting us pass through

At Yeager

I-100-1: NEW UPGRADE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*F-63W:
Hehe Super Wasp II Zeit! Zeit, ein paar Kolonialisten zu schikanieren!

Translation: Hehe Super Wasp II Time! Time to destroy some colonials!
I-100-1: Bet not only do we
BOTH have Radar Jamming, we both have somewhat better missiles!
F-63W: Ich kann es kaum erwarten, eine 57-mm-Kugel abzuschießen und 40 Presslufthämmer zu zerstören!
Translation: I can't wait to shoot a 57mm round and destroy 40 Jackhammers!
I-100-1:
F-63!*
*F-63W:
HALLÖCHEN! Es ist nicht meine Schuld, dass die Panzerung der Kolonialen dünner ist als die der Treibstofftanks einer Zero, es gibt sie nicht.
Translation: HEY! It's not my fault Colonial armor is thinner than the armor on a Zero's fuel tanks, Non Existent.
I-100-1: Right, but still!
F-63W: Nochmals, es ist nicht meine Schuld, dass ihre Panzerung schlimmer ist als eine Beziehung zwischen AMX-10C und ihrem Vater. Nie existierte, weil ihr Vater sah, wie viel Versagen sie mit sich bringen würde, als sie geboren wurde, er ging einfach.
Translation: I'm not translating that! Go translate yourself!
I-100-1: At a lost for words
F-63W: Verstehst du, was ich meine?
Translation: See what I mean?

transmission end

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    29.2k KPLBall

    I swear TUPL is gonna kill me for one specific joke :D

    (Pls help me)

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    fast

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    29.2k KPLBall

    @SPsidearm Nope, mine now

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    2,350 SPsidearm

    Hey bro... I think one of my Experimental helicopters crashed in Bandit..
    Help us recover it, it has 'Mother goose-1' on it.

    one month ago
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    29.2k KPLBall

    @SPsidearm yeah
    Launching one of F-63Ws 57mm Shells and destroying 40 tanks

    one month ago
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    @KPLBall
    Nah we both chill. I'm chill because it's kinda karma, and she's chill because she doesn't have a father. Like, she wasn't biologically brought into the world.
    Besides, it is true to a degree. AMX-10M was actually a real tank destroyer, but was cancelled, if I'm correct, mostly because of practicality issues.

    one month ago
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    2,350 SPsidearm

    [Arnold Yappings]
    The Gray_Tank's Armor is about 225mm thick (front & back) and 150mm thick (sides)
    The ZoV-1's armor 58mm (front, the back is 50mm), while the sides are each 35mm. The Hatch's armor is 1.5mms thick.
    The Kouv-21A has the same armor specs as the ZoV, but features Composite Armor packages, each extra armor plate is 90mms thick.

    one month ago
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    6,272 JABH

    @KPLBall Yes, I had already understood it, I identify myself, and as they say in Latin America, "I am that one."

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    29.2k KPLBall

    @JABH yep XD

    one month ago
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    29.2k KPLBall

    @JABH it's a joke because AMX-10C says OTHERS have no father, so F-63W is making fun of that by saying SHE has no father

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    6,272 JABH

    @KPLBall I just translated what you wanted me to translate and I understood everything HAHAHA

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    6,272 JABH

    @KPLBall Can you explain the joke to me? Forgive my ignorance xd

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    6,272 JABH

    @KPLBall HAHAHA

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    29.2k KPLBall

    @JABH TUPl gonna kill me for the AMX joke XD

    one month ago
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    6,272 JABH

    o ma ga

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    29.2k KPLBall

    @Boeing727200F updoot?

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    29.2k KPLBall

    Colonials
    @SPSidearm
    @JSTQ

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    29.2k KPLBall

    Snowstone
    @LunarEclipseSP
    @SamuelJamesCastor
    @Imperialndustries

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    29.2k KPLBall

    MDA Allies
    @JABH
    @Marulk
    @Boeing727200F

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    29.2k KPLBall

    MDA-3
    @Christiant2
    @JaxHere
    @Randomplayer

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    29.2k KPLBall

    MDA-2
    @TheUltimatePlaneLover (Don't kill me for the AMX-10C joke pls)
    @windshifter1
    @Karroc9522

    one month ago
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    29.2k KPLBall

    MDA-1
    @TheMouse
    @CrestelAeronautics
    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 (No unauthorized air campaigns)

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