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1,466 ComradeSandman  one year ago

I lost Minecraft PvP against my cousin.


I have some people over for Thanksgiving. I use a Canadian calendar for work, so I might as well make use of the holiday.

Anyways, I challenged my cousin to a PvP match. Somewhere off to the side in a creative world, in a forest biome, with a river separating us, and 10 minutes until we could cross to kill the other. Starting with no inventory in survival, keep inventory enabled. After 15 minutes we could go to the village. First to kill the other wins.
After a decent start, both of us evenly matched in resources, I found a cave and started getting plenty of iron. Got killed, but it didn't count since it was a monster. At 10 minutes they went on the offensive, but couldn't find me.
Eventually made my way to the village, tried to smelt the rest of my iron (lost the furnace with some of it in the cave earlier). Got a full set of armour, even.
They had a shield, though. Couldn't bust it. It was raining so my flint and steel (which I made instead of a shield earlier, since I forgot shields were a thing) couldn't help.
I rushed inside the blast furnace building to make a shield, but miscounted in my mind and didn't get enough wood. My cousin broke my barricade and killed me despite my superior armour.
I am humiliated.
I will get my revenge.

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    @Boeing727200F Then clearly you're as bad as thinking under pressure as I am.

    one year ago
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    @ComradeSandman it was the only ideas i could come up with on the fly

    one year ago
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    @Boeing727200F While that was always the answer, I find it funny that you say that only as soon as I tell you revenge griefing isn't an option.

    one year ago
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    @ComradeSandman
    Well then
    Sucks to suck I guess
    Just get better

    one year ago
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    @Boeing727200F That was the first time that world was used multiplayer. I don't play online.

    one year ago
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    if he has a village in your world or a house in it, rig it to explode if he opens a chest.
    make it look like it is his fault.

    one year ago
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    14.1k Guh

    @Graingy ohok

    one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @126 Funny considering Bedrock is just a matured version of Pocket Edition.

    one year ago
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    31.2k YarisSedan

    @Graingy ah, i see

    +1 one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Talon7192 I’m Martian.

    +1 one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @126 Minecraft is a far heavier game than you’d think.
    Keep in mind, its performance requirements are entirely open-ended. The PS4 is basically just a midline gaming PC from 2013, timeless as its appearance may be (because goodness that box looks good).

    one year ago
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    14.1k Guh

    @Graingy silence nasty Canadian

    +2 one year ago
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    31.2k YarisSedan

    @Graingy odd, my father's ps4 still runs just fine, what'd you do to cause it to do that? or did it just happen on its own?

    one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Talon7192 silence, American southerner.

    +1 one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @126 PS5, yeah.
    Got the thing because the PS4 was becoming unusably/impractically slow, and that was in single player survival. Freezes, things not updating (sometimes for a LONG time), etc.
    I’d died to lag a few times.
    PS5 ain’t perfect, but it’s vastly better.
    Except when you detonate like 30 kilotons of TNT. It hates that..

    +2 one year ago
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    14.1k Guh

    Ew canada

    +2 one year ago
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    31.2k YarisSedan

    @Graingy ah, i didn't know you're also a fellow bedrock player

    +1 one year ago
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    @Graingy better luck next time.

    one year ago
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    @GuardianAerospace subtle things are better when it's about messing with people's minds.
    I just love psychological warfare.

    +1 one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F … it was my world.

    one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @overlord5453 well yeah
    It was my own fumbling (and the weather) that screwed me over.

    one year ago
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    Blow his village up
    Nuke his worlds
    Delete his items in his inventory
    Kill all of his mobs
    Grief what is left

    one year ago
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    @overlord5453 see what i mean? Or it could be more subtle like a salmon bucket every 5 min

    one year ago
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    @Graingy where is the fun in that?
    Well now you are left with one option. Your pvp skills.

    one year ago
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    @GuardianAerospace true, but he would know where are these salmon coming from. On the other hand, it feel so normal yet so abnormal and it would be really funny to watch him try and figure out what's going on. (that said, I don't see how the 500 buckets of salmon wouldn't work)

    one year ago
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