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Jerk Update: The Milk is Turning into Cheese

816 ComradeSandman  29 days ago

So I'm still stuck in this jet, in a jar of milk.
It would seem, however, that time is turning the milk to cheese.
It's solidifying around me.
I need a hero.

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    @Mosquitowithagun Buckle up

    +1 8 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman ik

    8 days ago
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    @Mosquitowithagun Your comment duped

    +1 8 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman Idk.. it's a roblox thing.
    But uh.. I won't press it

    13 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman Idk.. it's a roblox thing.
    But uh.. I won't press it

    13 days ago
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    @Mosquitowithagun Who's John?
    And do not press that.

    +1 13 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman oh wait. I found a self distruct button.
    I might press it. For the funni.

    15 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman uh, my arms? But the whole doesn't cause any pressure problems. It's not a hazard but still is a mistake. I did not make it... BLAME JOHN OK?!

    15 days ago
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    @Mosquitowithagun Firstly, it is important to me how big it is. If it's a breakage then that could be a hazard. Secondly, we're still airborne. How did you try to reprogram it? Because I know from painful experience that the pseudo-cigarette lighter is not an entry port to the motherboard.

    15 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman idk. I'm not good at measuring. But I made it through and got in. I'm redirecting the plane to the nearest airport via autopilot since I can't control the plane myself.

    19 days ago
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    @Mosquitowithagun That’s odd… can’t imagine what it’d be. How wide? A few millimetres?

    +1 19 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman circle

    20 days ago
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    @Mosquitowithagun Can't see through the lid.
    Is it a circle, or irregular in shape?

    +1 20 days ago
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    Get it?

    21 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman it's at the very top. Is only the size of a Mosquito

    21 days ago
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    @Mosquitowithagun It shouldn't. Graingy jet fighters are usually semi-pressurized, with pressure controlled by a system. Where was the hole? Sounds like a manufacturing flaw. Surprised it made it past inspection, usually they test these things.

    +1 21 days ago
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    But I crawled through

    22 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman I'm a mosquito, that's how.
    But in all seriousness there's this very tiny hole in the canopy to help with pressure for some reason.. I didn't know this jet had that issue.

    22 days ago
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    @Mosquitowithagun How'd you get inside?
    Was the canopy improperly closed?

    +1 22 days ago
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    I like my milk cheesy bruh

    +1 22 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman I'm on the control panel now.

    23 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman most bugs have strong grip so they don't fall off.

    23 days ago
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    @Mosquitowithagun Ehhh I can't see. The lid is in the way. You must have strong grip.
    That's my goal lol

    +1 23 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman also your probably gonna hit silver purely from forum posts.

    23 days ago
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    @ComradeSandman idk, maybe the wind is getting to me since I'm outside the canopy, I'm (trying to) crawling in now. You should see me on the top.

    23 days ago
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