Morning, 6:07
DoF Radarman: SIR! MULTIPLE CONTACTS ON RADAR!
DoF Commander: WHAT?!
DoF Radarman: around 50 tiny contacts, 10 Small contacts, 5 medium contacts, and one LARGE contact.
DoF Commander: WHAT DO WE HAVE IN TERMS OF ANTI SHIP WEAPONRY?!?!
DoF Sergeant: Sir! We have eight Jackhammers, two ADATS, and one 88mm Anti Tank cannon.
DoF Commander: Shoot
DoF Intelligence: Sir, it's HUGE! Bigger than a battleship! Seems to be a battle-carrier!
On the "Battle-Carrier"
Gunnery Sergeant: Sir! Permission too open fire!
KPLball: Permission granted. XO, sound the alert.
XO: YES SIR!
Alarm: BATTLE STATIONS! BATTLE STATIONS! ALL MEN TO BATTLE STATIONS!
KPLball: Coms officer, send them this
Hands paper
Coms officer: YES SIR
Back with the DoF
DoF Coms: SIR! INCOMING TRANSMISSION!
DoF commander: Read it
DoF Coms: It says, SUPERSHIP DUAL-CRATER ON ATTACK HEADING!
DoF Commander: Oh no
On the Dual-Crater
KPLball: LAUNCH THE PLANES!
I-100-1: Yes sir, showtime
KPLBall: cover the landings
3 minutes later
I-100-1: Lucky colonials, they get the Dual-Crater.
F-63W: Ja. Allerdings muss ich sagen, dass sie sich einfach selbst beschissen und umfallen und sterben werden, wenn sie den Druna Skass oder den Leviathan sehen. Verdammt, selbst der Wirbelwind wird sie schon beim Anblick sterben lassen.
Translate for da foonies
I-100-1: WHOAH CALM DOWN THERE BUD!
F-63W: Nein. Obwohl, um ehrlich zu sein, denke ich, dass sie absolut beschissen werden, wenn sie versuchen, gegen diese zu kämpfen, denkt daran, der Druna Skass ist übermächtig.
Translation: Nah. Although, to be honest, I think they get absolutely crapped on when they try to fight these, remember, the Druna Skass is overpowered.
I-100-1: true
F-63W: Bomben weg!
Translation: bombs away!
F-63W: Ha noch mehr Bomben für deine Seele!
Translation: HA More bombs for your soul
KPLBall: I-100 THERE IS AN F-15 ON RADAR!
I-100-1: gotcha
F-15 DoF: wait wh-
I-100-1: KABOOOOOOOOM!
F-63W: Oh, da müsst ihr wieder zusammenkleben. IN DER HÖLLE!
Translate for foonies again
KPLBall: Thanks guys, now we can land the Cruisers.
5 minutes later
Cruiser MK1: ahh that Dual-Crater is spacious
Jackhammer DoF: OPEN FIR-
Cruiser: (Fires gun) shut up
That Dual Crater reminds me with the boss ship in Warship Gunner 2
@Imperialndustries he gone
He gone
@Panzerwaifu69 same
@KPLBall It's my childhood game lol
I loved it
@SPsidearm FYI it was a SMALL scouting patrol
@KPLBall
And where's Gray_Tanks.
Sending ZoVs without a proper escort is -3 iq moment.
@SPsidearm don't care XD
(TBH I didn't realize)
Also super ship for amphibious landings goes brrrr
Bro the ADATS isn't even released yet
forget one Spectator
@AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas
@Panzerwaifu69
NO WAY U KNOW THAT GAME?!
Yes dis was based off it
@TheUltimatePlaneLover fair
@KPLBall I mean I wouldn't say he was a failure, he still did some damage, especially in the prior TB-War (failure, no, but quitter, maybe, but hey, no shame in knowing when to quit)
I knew it looked like a double-ship... (not two ships, double-ship)
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