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[S-War] An end?

28.9k KPLBall  17 days ago

Setting: Many different vehicles of all forces at Yeager.

I-100-1M: I don't know about you, but I think the war is over
AC-20: I agree, though I don't think they are all to happy about it.....
F-63W: WER BIST DU?!?!
I think this speaks for itself
C-20: Ahh F-63, meet my upgunned brother, the AC-20!
F-63W: Okay?
AC-20: Sorry, I should have introduced myself
F-63W: Es ist in Ordnung. Wie auch immer, ich habe gerade meine Bloc-3 Upgrades bekommen, jetzt kann ich GBUs tragen und mein Radar Jammer funktioniert jetzt
Translation: It's fine. Anyway I just got my Bloc-3 upgrades, now I can carry GBUs, and my Radar Jammer now works

F-63W: Also, F3N, was ist mit dir los, mein finnischer Bruder?
Translation: So, F3N, what's going on with you my Finnish brother?
F3N: Toivon, että näkisin enemmän taistelua
Translation: Wishing I saw more action
I-100-1M: Fair

I-100-1M: So, Archaeopteryx, what are you going to do now?
Archaeopteryx: I'm going to bring KPLBall to the to a designated area so he can sign a treaty with everyone else........

I-100-1M: Fair
F-63W: Um ehrlich zu sein, glaube ich, dass sie Angst haben werden, wenn sie den "Druna-Skass" sehen.
Honestly I think they will be scared when they see the "Druna-Skass"
*I-100-1M:
F-63! THE WAR IS OVER! STOP PROVOKING THEM!
F-63W: Nien
This speaks for itself

Panamá-1957: Lo siento, pero adentro, señor Whirbelwind, se parece a mí, ¿por qué?
Translation: Sorry to but in, but, Mr. Whirbelwind, you look like me, why?

Whirbelwind: No idea, I guess it's because we are both cruisers that are used for an artillery role?
Panamá-1957: Ok

Whirbelwind: I'm just sad I didn't get to fire my guns on enemy positions, or get to use my terrifying speed to at least scare the enemies.
Dual-Crater: Brother, I am so sorry, I guess I better be glad I was KPLBall's capital ship for a short while.
Whirbelwind: True. But I didn't even get to protect the ship that I was told to escort.
Dual-Crater: Who's that?
Whirbelwind: The Maine! That's who!
Dual-Crater: oh man..... I'm sorry
Whirbelwind: It's fine.

Meanwhile at Yeager

AH-102C: (-Previously talking to AC-20-) -d that's how I got four kills in this war. Man that was fun.
AC-20: Nice story, I got 8 kills during KPLBall's first operation, recapturing Northern Wright with Christiant2.
AH-102C: Nice

Cruiser MK1: CRUSADER!
Crusader MK2: Yeah?
Cruiser MK1: WHY DO YOU GET YOUR MK2 VARIANT?! IM WAITING FOR TUPL TO RELEASE HIS!
Crusader MK2: Sorry bro, I didn't know. But if it makes you feel better, my MK2 variant didn't see any combat.
Cruiser MK1: Fair

F-63W: Hallo Kreuzritter! Hasst ihr Inseln?
Translation: Hello Crusader! Do you hate Islands?!
Crusader MK2: some yeah.
F-63W: Gut, gut! Denn der Druna-Skass kann Inseln versenken!
Translation: Good, Good! Because the Druna-Skass can sink Islands
Crusader MK2: Like the USS Wisconsin?
F-63W: Das könnte man so sagen
This speaks for itself
A-40D: Why do you guys keep mentioning this "Druna-Skass"?
Hypernova: Yeah! Why?
A-13: I agree with Hypernova
A-14: Please tell me new friend F-63

F-33S: Trust me on this one guys, you don't wanna know. F-63W, I-100-1M, don't tell them. You shouldn't have told me, but you did. Now I'm telling you, you don't wanna know!
A-40D: Okay........... I was just asking
later, the Whirbelwind and Dual-Crater went back to the NO2 universe to transport some new prototype weapons, and a new plane, but during the moving IT came through, but hasn't done any harm YET

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    28.9k KPLBall

    Trust me, you don't wanna know

    Pinned 17 days ago
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    28.9k KPLBall

    @SPsidearm wait till u meet the Arahabaki and Trollsegur

    14 days ago
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    2,222 SPsidearm

    @KPLBall
    the platform is a walking/wheeled armored artillery piece made by Krabait Industries™ to replace ALL of the RCE's tanks and planes.

    14 days ago
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    28.9k KPLBall

    @SPsidearm what?

    14 days ago
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    2,222 SPsidearm

    platform solos.

    14 days ago
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    @KPLBall thank you

    17 days ago
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    28.9k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 I've actually sent it back

    17 days ago
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    28.9k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 trust me

    17 days ago
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    28.9k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 it won't harm us

    17 days ago
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    6,257 JABH

    oh

    +1 17 days ago
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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover can we please ban whatever KPL brought in (the squid)
    I don't want to fight that right now

    17 days ago
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    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 @KPLBall @Boeing727200F
    Yeah, things can teleport into the verse occasionally, the only issue as that once they're in, they can't get out.
    Oh also my Crusader Mk.II variant is pretty much ready, I just forgot to tag you lol

    17 days ago
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    35.7k Graingy

    Rizzler, Gyatt, Fanum Tax, Sigma Ohio Skibidi!

    17 days ago
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    @Graingy don't say the forbidden words!

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    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 oh
    aw, well. I swear somebody told me the boat was called wisconsin

    17 days ago
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    @Boeing727200F it's called the Maine, and no, don't touch it

    17 days ago
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    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 well.
    about the boat I 100% didn't just steal from titanicbuffs port (does he have one) I'm modding it. might be slightly better.
    about the wisconsins bow, we haven't even started doing anything, just work on the boat mentioned above. I just got to get premission to raise the bow.

    17 days ago
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    35.7k Graingy

    To the tune of "The Legend" from Deltarune

    17 days ago
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    35.7k Graingy

    Skibidi rizzler ohio gyatt
    Sigma mew rizzler fanum tax

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    @KPLBall still, stuff like that is annoying, prefer if you didn't do that, plus, we are just finishing up a war

    17 days ago
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    28.9k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 I just spun a wheel to see what would happen

    17 days ago
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    28.9k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 ehh I think it's just an oversized squid, I'll move it in-between Krakabloa and the Kraken, I can't control it

    17 days ago
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    @KPLBall yeah how about we don't have that stuff in the Combined simpleverse

    17 days ago
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    28.9k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 Honestly I don't know it's capabilities, but it Might start a problem if we provoke it, thing is, it's so big that it looks like an undersea mountain, so it is HARD to fight, but it's bigger than the Kraken, that's all I know

    17 days ago
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    @KPLBall also I do need to know what came through to prepare

    17 days ago
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