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I hate this [S-War continued]

28.5k KPLBall  4 days ago

At a Veridisian airbase

C-20: I. Am. Done. With. This. War.

C-19 Hefty: I can't agree more
C-20: Like honestly, why can't I have ONE DAY to not carry something
C-19: I have had many
C-20: STOP UR BRAGGING, KPLBALL BELIVED THERE WOULD BE A WAR SOON, AND THERE WAS, I GUESS THATS WHY!
C-19: Jeez calm down.
C-20: Sorry man.
C-19: Is---

Crusader MK2: -and then I said, Honestly why, I can't fight? Why not. And he said "Well we need you defend this base." And I just hopped the next ship heading to Wright.
Cruiser MK3: WOW! Brother that is crazy (not sarcastic.) Any way, let's go get our assignments.
Crusader MK2: Good idea.
Excelsior MK2: Ahem, Crusader, Remember me?
Crusader MK2: YOO EXCELSIOR! HOW'VE YOU BEEN!

Excelsior MK2: Good
Crusader MK2: Meet the two new guys F-63W Bloc-3, and I-100-1M.

I-100-1M: Sup, I'm from Naval Ops 2, I have fought many weapons that you may never see, and if I were you, I wouldn't test me.
Excelsior MK2: Ummm, that was aggressive.
I-100-1M: HA! You think I'm aggressive? Wait until you meet F-63W, speaking of which here he comes.

Excelsior MK2: Oh hello!
F-63W: Hallo
Excelsior MK2: You are F-63W?
F-63W: Ja
Excelsior MK2: Nice to meet you
F-63W: Schön, dich kennenzulernen, aber BOT mich zu testen, oder ich mache dich genauso vaterlos wie AMX-10C, und ich mache dich genauso mutterlos wie Weisenberger.
Translation: Translate for da funnies!
Excelsior MK2: What he say?
Crusader MK2 and I-100-1M: He said do not test me.
Excelsior MK2: Oh, sensible
???: Oi bruvs, who's these guys?
I-100-1M: Hey bro, this is Crusader MK2, Excelsior MK2, Cruiser MK3, C-20, and C-19.

Viking BF18: Honestly, very nice rag-tag team.
Crusader MK2: HEY
Viking BF18: Calm down there bruv, I mean no insultation.
Excelsior MK2: What the f--
Viking BF18: Just don't Excelsior, keep your mouth to yourself.
I-100-1M: How'd you get here?
Viking BF18: Thanks to Mr. KPLBall, I hopped on the Dual-Crater over there, I never thought I would ride on the ship I was made to destroy.

I-100-1M: Ahhh, do you like being allied with your enemies?
Viking BF18: Actually yes, they are much more spacious then say the Malta.
I-100-1M: True that
F-63W: Ich kann es kaum erwarten, ein paar Feinde zu töten!
Translation: I cannot wait to kill some enemies
I-100-1M: F-63, all you want to do is kill everything.
F-63W: Ja


PT1: Hey PT12! What do you think the plans for the next PT boat will be.
PT12: I think it will be the 25th boat of my class.
PT-1: I think it will be better than both of us.
Viking BF18: So you are the PT Boats, and where is the "Vascin C-10" I've heard of?
PT-1: I think he is accompanying the Ajax A-4 on it's trip over
Viking BF18: Uh huh

F-33S: Hey guys
Viking BF18: Hi, anyway I-100.
I-100-1M: Yeah?
Viking BF18: Will the Druna-Skass ever arrive?
I-100-1M: No, Foxhound prohibits it
Viking BF18: Awwwwwwwww :(
I-100-1M: Hey F-33S
F-33S: Yes?
I-100-1M: Why were you late?
F-33S: I was bringing some friends

F3N: POMMITAN JOKAISEN TANKIN, BUNKKERIN, KAIKEN, MITÄ VOIN POMMITTAA NÄILLÄ 2000IBS-POMMEILLA!
Translation: I WILL BOMB EVERY SINGLE TANKS, BUNKERS, ANYTHING I CAN BOMB WITH THESE 2000IBS BOMBS!
Viking BF18: I like bruvs attitude.
F-33S: Me too, he is so fun to be around when attacking a bunker.
F-63W: WIE KANNST DU ES WAGEN, MICH NICHT EINZUBEZIEHEN!
Translation: HOW DARE YOU NOT INCLUDE ME!
F3N: JEEAH, KUINKA KEHTAAT OLLA SISÄLLYTTÄMÄTTÄ F-63W: TÄ!
Translation: YEAH,HOW DARE YOU NOT INCLUDE F-63W!
F-33S: sorry

???: HOW DARE YOU NOT INCLUDE ME IN THE ATTACKS ON WRIGHT
F-33S: I was told to lock you in the basement of Yeager by KPLBall, don't get angry at me.
???: Yeah F-120, calm down, yell at KPLBall.
F-120: Alright, but I want to be an ace in a day, say why did I get locked in the basement?
F-33S: B-62, you are more versed on it then me, tell him.
B-62: Because you fought that CFA-44
F-120: Ok, and where is B-26

B-26: Sup, and here comes the AH-102C

AH-102C: More kills? Nice!

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    28.5k KPLBall

    Say where is AC-20?

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    28.5k KPLBall

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover yeah messed up, mb

    2 days ago
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    @KPLBall Well yes, but uh
    You sure that's not supposed to be AMX-10M?

    2 days ago
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    28.5k KPLBall

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover bro did you see the insult F-63W threw at AMX-10C while telling Excelsior not to mess with him?

    3 days ago
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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover k

    3 days ago
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    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 True, but since this happened before we could really begin advances on the RCE remnants (plus we don't want to inconvenience them even more than we already have), it still stands.

    3 days ago
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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover well, it would be the final battle for the S-war, this is a slightly different one

    4 days ago
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    Tries to let the war die
    It gets bigger
    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 No final battle yet I guess, but no worries because the Duck can still see combat in the continuing war.

    4 days ago
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    1,122 TitanicBuff

    I hate you

    4 days ago
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    @KPLBall Sounds very useful to me. Keep that for later. For now, let's deal with the insurgents first.

    4 days ago
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    28.5k KPLBall

    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas just extremely longer range

    4 days ago
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    28.5k KPLBall

    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas yeah like the one that killed that terrorist awhile back

    4 days ago
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    @KPLBall Is it like an AGM-114 Hellfire missile?

    4 days ago
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    28.5k KPLBall

    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas @Boeing727200F
    what about my Takam-C Missile, knife missile

    4 days ago
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    @Boeing727200F Absolutely, we do not want somebody to get hurt or target civilian infrastructure by accident. Any other ideas?

    4 days ago
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    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas so no cluster bomb?

    4 days ago
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    @KPLBall k

    4 days ago
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    @Boeing727200F Maybe, but attempting to overthrow Retro's new communist government would be hard unless of course they can easily deal with us (we have been involved in such operations before).

    Second, it is still their building from before. We cannot just outright bomb it.

    And third, killing a president through bombs would be 'unconventional' to our terms.

    4 days ago
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    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas commies

    4 days ago
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    28.5k KPLBall

    @Boeing727200F there are two retro presidents Communist and SPSidearm

    4 days ago
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    @Boeing727200F Which type? The commies (insurgents) or the normal ones?

    4 days ago
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    28.5k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 well there is a scaler that was used to fight ships and continents, it ranges from house all the way to continent, if I keep it on "Anti Ship" we'll be fine

    4 days ago
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    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas retros?
    (And possibly trump for shits and giggles)

    4 days ago
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    @Boeing727200F Which president?

    4 days ago
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    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas cluster bomb the president and the main government building?

    4 days ago
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