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Graingy Survey: How to Stage an Intervention?

52.6k Graingy  1.1 years ago

Sooo... Remember the Italian triangle cult?

They've been delt with. Hornets had to be used.

If only they were of the insect sort...

In any case, we might have another issue on our hands.
See, Graingy has a long history of aircraft often sharing two traits:
Simplicity and ruggedness.
Much of the ruggedness is derived from a mixture of god-killing durability (just saying, if a Graingy aircraft hit a building that shite would overpen) and freakishly powerful engines.
This is all well and good most of the time, it's what we do, but, see, we've come to realize that perhaps the engine design team may be a bit... nuts.

What caused us to finally realize this?

Finding the lead propulsion engineer at the American plant hunched over a drafting table (pencil and paper, in the digital age, mind you) in a dark office late one night uttering "More... More..." repeatedly to herself.
Do note, the engine design she was going over was the GLBTA-579-B. For those who are not well-acquainted with the history of Graingy engineering, this is the engine used by early models of GHF-79 "Archfiend" heavy jet fighters.

This thing produces 250kN wet.

Anyways, myself and a few others have come to realize this obsession with raw power may be getting a tad unhealthy. Any ideas on how to curb this?

Lethal means rejected with prejudice.

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    52.6k Graingy

    (*GLBTA meaning "Graingy Low Bypass Turbo Afterburner)

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    @OrangeConnor2 Ah

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    "I quit" in the past tense/participle/whatever the correct grammatical term is.
    I had quit.

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    @OrangeConnor2 You already did quit?

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    I quit.

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    52.6k Graingy

    @OrangeConnor2 Go face bomb for comrade Sesame!

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    Graingy cares about its employee’s health, eh?
    I never knew.

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    52.6k Graingy

    @TTL ye

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    35.5k blt

    @Graingy that’s so skibidi

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    109k Monarchii

    @Graingy "insert 50bmg here" don't mind if I do! full with the bullets for maximum crackalicious!

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    @Monarchii wait no-

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    109k Monarchii

    oh hey, a .50bmg nutcracker

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    109k Monarchii

    @Graingy eh, that works

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    @Monarchii Hammer.

    1.1 years ago
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    109k Monarchii

    shxt, wrong tool.

    1.1 years ago
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    109k Monarchii

    @Graingy screwdriver

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    52.6k Graingy

    @Monarchii pea

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    109k Monarchii

    @Graingy nut

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    52.6k Graingy

    @Monarchii Creamy or chunky?

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    109k Monarchii

    @Graingy sweet, now I just need Alzheimera and my peanut butter collection will be complete

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    @Monarchii Dementia

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    109k Monarchii

    @Graingy fine, does four-gauge beanbag to the funny bone works?

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    109k Monarchii

    @Graingy fine, does four-gauge beanbag to the funny bone works?

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    @TTL Graingy is a busy company. There’s always something to remark upon.
    And it’s my job to make sure people don’t forget about us. Always being present helps.

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    @Graingy what

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