Profile image

Graingy Survey: How to Stage an Intervention?

37.6k Graingy  2 months ago

Sooo... Remember the Italian triangle cult?

They've been delt with. Hornets had to be used.

If only they were of the insect sort...

In any case, we might have another issue on our hands.
See, Graingy has a long history of aircraft often sharing two traits:
Simplicity and ruggedness.
Much of the ruggedness is derived from a mixture of god-killing durability (just saying, if a Graingy aircraft hit a building that shite would overpen) and freakishly powerful engines.
This is all well and good most of the time, it's what we do, but, see, we've come to realize that perhaps the engine design team may be a bit... nuts.

What caused us to finally realize this?

Finding the lead propulsion engineer at the American plant hunched over a drafting table (pencil and paper, in the digital age, mind you) in a dark office late one night uttering "More... More..." repeatedly to herself.
Do note, the engine design she was going over was the GLBTA-579-B. For those who are not well-acquainted with the history of Graingy engineering, this is the engine used by early models of GHF-79 "Archfiend" heavy jet fighters.

This thing produces 250kN wet.

Anyways, myself and a few others have come to realize this obsession with raw power may be getting a tad unhealthy. Any ideas on how to curb this?

Lethal means rejected with prejudice.

  • Log in to leave a comment
  • Profile image
    37.6k Graingy

    (*GLBTA meaning "Graingy Low Bypass Turbo Afterburner)

    Pinned 2 months ago
  • Profile image
    37.6k Graingy

    @OrangeConnor2 Ah

    26 days ago
  • Profile image

    "I quit" in the past tense/participle/whatever the correct grammatical term is.
    I had quit.

    26 days ago
  • Profile image
    37.6k Graingy

    @OrangeConnor2 You already did quit?

    one month ago
  • Profile image

    I quit.

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    37.6k Graingy

    @OrangeConnor2 Go face bomb for comrade Sesame!

    one month ago
  • Profile image

    Graingy cares about its employee’s health, eh?
    I never knew.

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    37.6k Graingy

    @TTL ye

    +1 one month ago
  • Profile image
    25.5k blt

    @Graingy that’s so skibidi

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    75.5k Monarchii

    @Graingy "insert 50bmg here" don't mind if I do! full with the bullets for maximum crackalicious!

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    37.6k Graingy

    @Monarchii wait no-

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    75.5k Monarchii

    oh hey, a .50bmg nutcracker

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    75.5k Monarchii

    @Graingy eh, that works

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    37.6k Graingy

    @Monarchii Hammer.

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    75.5k Monarchii

    shxt, wrong tool.

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    75.5k Monarchii

    @Graingy screwdriver

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    37.6k Graingy

    @Monarchii pea

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    75.5k Monarchii

    @Graingy nut

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    37.6k Graingy

    @Monarchii Creamy or chunky?

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    75.5k Monarchii

    @Graingy sweet, now I just need Alzheimera and my peanut butter collection will be complete

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    37.6k Graingy

    @Monarchii Dementia

    one month ago
  • Profile image
    75.5k Monarchii

    @Graingy fine, does four-gauge beanbag to the funny bone works?

    2 months ago
  • Profile image
    75.5k Monarchii

    @Graingy fine, does four-gauge beanbag to the funny bone works?

    2 months ago
  • Profile image
    37.6k Graingy

    @TTL Graingy is a busy company. There’s always something to remark upon.
    And it’s my job to make sure people don’t forget about us. Always being present helps.

    +1 2 months ago
  • Profile image
    25.5k blt

    @Graingy what

    2 months ago
  • Log in to see more comments