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Graingy Survey: How to Stage an Intervention?

36.0k Graingy  5 days ago

Sooo... Remember the Italian triangle cult?

They've been delt with. Hornets had to be used.

If only they were of the insect sort...

In any case, we might have another issue on our hands.
See, Graingy has a long history of aircraft often sharing two traits:
Simplicity and ruggedness.
Much of the ruggedness is derived from a mixture of god-killing durability (just saying, if a Graingy aircraft hit a building that shite would overpen) and freakishly powerful engines.
This is all well and good most of the time, it's what we do, but, see, we've come to realize that perhaps the engine design team may be a bit... nuts.

What caused us to finally realize this?

Finding the lead propulsion engineer at the American plant hunched over a drafting table (pencil and paper, in the digital age, mind you) in a dark office late one night uttering "More... More..." repeatedly to herself.
Do note, the engine design she was going over was the GLBTA-579-B. For those who are not well-acquainted with the history of Graingy engineering, this is the engine used by early models of GHF-79 "Archfiend" heavy jet fighters.

This thing produces 250kN wet.

Anyways, myself and a few others have come to realize this obsession with raw power may be getting a tad unhealthy. Any ideas on how to curb this?

Lethal means rejected with prejudice.

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    36.0k Graingy

    (*GLBTA meaning "Graingy Low Bypass Turbo Afterburner)

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    36.0k Graingy

    @TTL ye

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    18.6k TTL

    @Graingy that’s so skibidi

    yesterday
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    71.4k Monarchii

    @Graingy "insert 50bmg here" don't mind if I do! full with the bullets for maximum crackalicious!

    2 days ago
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    36.0k Graingy

    @Monarchii wait no-

    2 days ago
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    71.4k Monarchii

    oh hey, a .50bmg nutcracker

    2 days ago
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    71.4k Monarchii

    @Graingy eh, that works

    2 days ago
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    36.0k Graingy

    @Monarchii Hammer.

    2 days ago
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    71.4k Monarchii

    shxt, wrong tool.

    2 days ago
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    71.4k Monarchii

    @Graingy screwdriver

    2 days ago
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    36.0k Graingy

    @Monarchii pea

    2 days ago
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    71.4k Monarchii

    @Graingy nut

    2 days ago
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    36.0k Graingy

    @Monarchii Creamy or chunky?

    3 days ago
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    71.4k Monarchii

    @Graingy sweet, now I just need Alzheimera and my peanut butter collection will be complete

    3 days ago
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    36.0k Graingy

    @Monarchii Dementia

    3 days ago
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    71.4k Monarchii

    @Graingy fine, does four-gauge beanbag to the funny bone works?

    3 days ago
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    71.4k Monarchii

    @Graingy fine, does four-gauge beanbag to the funny bone works?

    3 days ago
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    36.0k Graingy

    @TTL Graingy is a busy company. There’s always something to remark upon.
    And it’s my job to make sure people don’t forget about us. Always being present helps.

    +1 3 days ago
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    18.6k TTL

    @Graingy what

    3 days ago
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    36.0k Graingy

    @TTL Graingy has a lot going on.
    Besides, it's engagement. I'm a media guy, remember?

    +1 4 days ago
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    36.0k Graingy

    @Monarchii That... seems excessive. Like calling in an orbital strike to defeat a basement dweller in an online argument.

    4 days ago
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    59.5k TheMouse

    @TTL
    Why not?

    4 days ago
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    18.6k TTL

    @Graingy why are you always talking about random stuff

    4 days ago
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    71.4k Monarchii

    M200. just use rubber bullets, it'll be funny trust me

    5 days ago
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    36.0k Graingy

    @YarisSedan Brainstorm?

    5 days ago
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