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[Test Crisis] Knock out already?

42.1k KPLBall  2 days ago

Two min before the breakout

MDS-FB1PTM: Alright, so what we gonna do? Wargames?

Galahad MK1: I guess so mate. Say, where is Viking?

MDS-FC: I have no idea.
FA-33 #1: Honestly I don't see what we are doing here

Galahad MK1: Neither do not see the point either, I think it would be better for us too go on combat patrols
(Background screaming: AAÆAAAAAÆAAA!!!!)
Viking BF18: Bruvs, the tests have gone rouge!!!!

MDS-FB1PTM: Crap, what are we gonna do?!?!
FA-33 #4: I THINK F-63W AND I-100-1M ARE THERE!
MDS-FB1PTM: Hold on I'll contact them.
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After the call, and at wright

F-63W: Ich sehe sie. Eröffnung des Feuers über AGM-65D
Translation: I see them. Opening fire via AGM-65D
I-100-1M: DO IT NOW!

BOOOOOM


F-63W: Ich bekam die "Von Kaiser", die schneller sank als eine BF-109 im Sturzflug.
Translation: I got "Von Kaiser", he sank quicker than a BF-109 in a nose dive.
I-100-1M: KPLBall, what we gonna do?
KPLBall: I wanna trap these, things. Get some PT-Boats out there and put the mind of the parasite in a container.
PT Boats: AYE AYE SIR!
I-100-1M: I see some one
"Screecher": NONONONONONONONONONONO!
I-100-1M: I will keep my targeting systems on you, go land and by interned at North Wright, I'll get Christiant too watch over you.
"Screecher": F I N E :(

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Back at Yeager.

"Hornesse": MDA TAKE ME IN!!!!!!
MDA-S Excelsior MK3: Huh?
"Hornesse: I HAVE VITAL INFO TOO HELP YOU! I ABSOLUTELY HATE THESE GUYS! PLEASE H E L P ME!
MDA-S Excelsior MK3: Fine, Crusader, Cruiser, watch over this guy.
Crusader MK2: Aight

MDS "Tir Direct" LEGNEGYABB SPOTTED!
MDS-FB1PTM: Open fire, we need to sink it, then we'll send a dragonfish after the wreck.
MDS "Tor Direct": Affirmative, opening fire.

"Legnegyabb": AHHHH CRAP

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

MDS "Tir Direct": QUICK! SWND A SUB AFTER IT!
USS Dragonfish: Gotchu.

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Back at Wright.

HLT-01: Give up Guerrer! You are ineffective against me
"Guerrer": NEVER

BRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZ



HLT-01: Gottem!
KPLBall: QUICK! GET A CONTAINER OVER HERE!
MdA-S Cruiser MK2: Gottem.
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End, now for an overview.

Captured, fully intact:
"Screech" at Wright
"Hornesse" at Yeager
"Ottowa" at Snowstone.
Captured, vehicle destroyed:
"Guerrer" at Wright
"Von Kaiser" at Wright
"Viper" at Wright
"Retcha" at Wright
"Legnegyabb" at Yeager
"Charles" at Yeager
"Sokol" at Yeager
"Finn" at Snowstone
"Skynight" at Snowstone
"Unknown" at Snowstone
"Greg" at Snowstone
"Abnamet" at Snowstone
Non accounted for, missing, or not captured:
"Fisch"
"Acqua"
"Witchita"
"Prauge"
"Zerestroyer"
"Wespe"
"Grant"
"Calamari"
"Grayson"
"Prawy"

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    6,326 LeShunny

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    @LeShunny
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    6,326 LeShunny

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    And what do you mean there’s been a crisis already?

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    @KPLBall yes...

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