@Boeing727200F What...
I have no idea... wait, Middle East? That side can have serious spawn camping issues on the left side. Idk if there's a way to avoid it, it's been a while since I was spawn sniped on that map. Idk if they removed that spot, last time was years ago for me.

@YarisSedad The word literal has lost all meaning and that is a terrible thing.
@Guywhobuildsstuff Any idea if it was a sensible name or a bunch of numbers and underscores?

@Graingy ok got a break and uhhhh
desert, had some buildings. had a handful of tunnels big enough a tank can fit.
that is all I really remember

@Graingy not at all

@Graingy holy moly that subreddit must've been unhinged, and even i think that unhinged is a bit of an understatement, and sorry for the poor wording, i was supposed to say bullshit as in literal nonsense

@Boeing727200F And yet here you are anyways.
Get back to me when you have the time, if you wish.

@YarisSedan I spent time on r/NonCredibleDefense (and to be clear, I do not like the people there, it's just that they can be funny sometimes when they're not being endlessly pro-NATO (and much worse, pro-Israel), rabidly anti-communist, or very obnoxiously horny for military equipment).
3000 Black Jets of Allah is a meme there after some dumb video by a schizophrenic (probably not literally) Pakistani guy claiming that Pakistan or whatever would take over the world with the help of 3000 fighter jets, (possibly?) gifted directly by God. I can't remember the details, it's been a while since I last read an explanation and there's no way I'd watch the actual video. 3000 X of Y is a meme/joke format there.
Also you said literal bullshit so that'd require bulls. No bulls in Minecraft, but there are cows. Minecraft's animal husbandry mechanics in their simplicity encourage densely packed (and immensely incestuous) breeding pits for simpler/more temporary operations.
And, of course, you'd be the one operating these.

@Graingy in class cant (class litteraly just started)

@Boeing727200F Sinai? Only one that comes to mind for me. I don't know many by name, could you describe the map?
German tanks are dangerous, not sure about Soviet (I'm assuming uptier, 6.7).

@Graingy how did you even managed to come up with jokes like that??? im not mad, im genuinely curious

@YarisSedan 3000 cow breeding pits of YarisSedan

@Graingy forgot the map but it was one of those maps that is easy to spawncamp in (alot of cover to be behind and wide open areas near the spawns). going against Soviet and German tanks (like always, litteraly only had one match that I was teamed with German tanks and Soviet tanks at the same time). I don't exactly remember the tank or nation he was using but it was one of those tanks that is nearly impossible to kill at most distances.

@Graingy i mean bedrock, although i'm using a 3rd party app/tool to make it so that crafting literal bullshit works so...

@YarisSedan There is no such thing as PE anymore.
Godspeed.

@Boeing727200F Impossible to be spawncamped that quickly...
May I ask more about the match? What map? What were you facing? What sort of vehicle was camping you?

@Guywhobuildsstuff Probably. Do you recall their username?

im locking in to craft bullshit in minecraft pe rn

@Graingy my last match was something like this
M18 - death by spawncamper
M4A3(76)w - death by spawncampeer
T1E1(90) - death by spawncamper (guy entered our spawn around this point)
M42 - death by spawncamper
M42 (I had a backup) - point blank by the spawncamper's nuke
defeat by a longshot.

I eat tide pods

I’m pretty sure I was in that match.
I’m in midtier, using USA. Saw a guy going like on my team going like 15-3 5 minutes before the match end.
Could be a coincidence tho

That match was, like,
9 kills in M6A1 by A point.
0-1 Kill in M4A1 (76mm bounced off T-34 frontal plate, so I died in spawn)
0-1 Kill in in M6A1 backup, similar to M4A1 (cannot remember which I got a kill with)
10 Kills in M4A1 cruising around A and spawn killing whatever I could find.
IIRC a LOT of the kills were T-34s.
The 76mm and that stabilizer are an incredible combination.

@Boeing727200F Pardon? I don't follow.

lucky bastard
last time I checked I uhhhh
4.something lineup in ground USA
5 deaths all because someone was spawn camping. defeat.
AA died twice

@overlord5453 You're my rival of the week now.
(@Guywhobuildsstuff and @OrangeConnor2 are still the overarching antagonists, of course)

@Graingy well I am taking it now