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random fun fact of the day

43.7k Boeing727200F  2 months ago

if you water water it grows
you cant buy an unused mirror
obesity is something you can run from
APFSDS hurts
a lethal dose is also a lifetime supply
if you give a man fire, he will be warm for a day. if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life
you cant stand being in a wheelchair
every plane can be a seaplane, mostly only once
if you skydive without a parachute you got the rest of your life to figure that out
a t-rex cant clap as it is dead
french fries are not cooked in france they are cooked in greece
you have 86 billion brain cells, with only one you will be dead
you are not an EMD SD40-2
This, is off, Topic
if you remove all your veins out in a line you will die
The Millwaukee Road
you can walk a fly
this is not a random fun fact
if you die you are dead

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    42.3k Graingy

    So much of this is false.
    My water keeps shrinking :(
    I cannot run, I have no leg.
    APFSDS does not hurt y'all just a bunch of cowards.
    Wrong, a lifetime supply should last longer than you, otherwise it's just your supply.
    Stop drop roll you silly.
    You can stand once.
    That's what the government wants you to think.
    I skydive regularly and am fine, weakling.
    Then ask a living one to.
    French fries are cooked in McDonalds.
    I have no braincells and I am... questionably alive.
    Not with that attitude.
    This, is on, actually. If it wasn't you wouldn't be seeing it.

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    Did you know there are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky?! 🤯😱🤯🫨😵‍💫

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    You can drink a drink, but can't food a food

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    42.3k Graingy

    @TheRLAF They will be remembered.
    In my liability report.

    2 months ago
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    7,420 SPWithLizzie

    @Graingy
    FU-
    Sounds of Lizz getting her organs ripped out ensue

    2 months ago
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    42.3k Graingy

    @TheRLAF Har har harhar har

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    7,420 SPWithLizzie

    @Graingy
    Wait no don-
    Ah shit

    2 months ago
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    42.3k Graingy

    @TheRLAF You did good.
    Now I'm gonna close the blast doors and leave you to your fate. In the name of science.

    2 months ago
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    7,420 SPWithLizzie

    @Graingy
    I don't think I did
    All the other food has also gained sentience, I'm scared, they look violent

    2 months ago
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    42.3k Graingy

    @TheRLAF No no you did good

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    7,420 SPWithLizzie

    @Graingy
    Instructions unclear, my dinner has gained sentience

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    42.3k Graingy

    @TheRLAF Good, now go food a food to prove that green person wrong.

    2 months ago
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    7,420 SPWithLizzie

    @Graingy
    You're right, and I give up, you've bested me in this argument, pointing out the flaws in my arguments with near perfection

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    42.3k Graingy

    @TheRLAF Then you've just admitted their guilt.

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    7,420 SPWithLizzie

    @Graingy
    Wishing for mankind to change, is like wishing for the laws of physics to change, they cannot, and neither can any other species
    (Goddamn wth are we doin~?)

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    42.3k Graingy

    @TheRLAF You ignore the negatives and base your opinion solely on the positives. You give mankind a pass. I only could had it the will to change. It does not.

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    7,420 SPWithLizzie

    @Graingy
    No, it is you who is
    You do not understand, that everything in this expanse, has both positives and negatives, and basing your expectations on one, is a blind move only a foolisman would make

    2 months ago
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    42.3k Graingy

    @TheRLAF You are blind.

    2 months ago
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    7,420 SPWithLizzie

    @Graingy
    Wrong, as it is man(in terms of human, not the gender lmao~) that created the harmony of it's culture

    One's expectations for man shall not be low, as all of their goods are harvested and created by man

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    42.3k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Weak.

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    42.3k Graingy

    @TheRLAF Human depravity is the foundation of my misanthropy.
    Nothing is below humans, my expectations are infinitely low.

    +1 2 months ago
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    7,420 SPWithLizzie

    @Boeing727200F It is for he, who desires

    +1 2 months ago
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    28.4k IAmSteve

    Also, you can build with Legos, but you can't Lego with builds.

    2 months ago
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    28.4k IAmSteve

    @DeeganishCountryball Yea I can confirm

    2 months ago
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    @TheRLAF why must you pull my veins?

    2 months ago
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