@TheUltimatePlaneLover *plays "Freak" on the background*

@Monarchii
Insert that one spinning fish meme

@TheUltimatePlaneLover I cast funny spin upon numgies for optimum heating :3

@Monarchii I cast microwave upon chicken numgies

@TheUltimatePlaneLover they're leftovers of the day, we'll throw them on the raccoons otherwise

@Monarchii Nothing is free
Where the tax
Just in case I'm casting tax immunity upon thyself

@TheUltimatePlaneLover I cast free chicken numgies for you?

@Monarchii I cast fruit upon ye

@Rob119 okay, so two corners, noted.

180° according to the BBC. So watch out

@Graingy eh, I'll just cook it longer?

@Monarchii it was taken from a person.

@TheUltimatePlaneLover I cast the spell of fruit peeling on your skin.

@Graingy sure, I can turn it into a tasty chili-liver savory chunky sauce-not thing

@Monarchii I cast 500 pounds of 2-month late candy canes upon your bank account

@Monarchii Anyways, want a liver?
Pulled straight outta someone's friend.

@Graingy huh, interesting..

@Monarchii Ah, yes.
Some online community for a web novel I frequented some time ago (left, I hated those people, so many degenerates) has a lot of fanfiction. I'm not one for that stuff 99% of the time, but I'd heard legends of fear towards one person particularly talented in the means of... well, put it this way: They must've felt that not enough detail was given into the exact means and methods of the people eating lizard aliens.

Anyways, they were unnervingly good at writing gore.
Your joke just reminded me of their username, is all.

@TheUltimatePlaneLover oh, the spell is broken!! to know and perceive what is no more!! >:3333

@Graingy author?

ouf sorry I'm aight bros
Anyways where was I
Oh right

I cast Macron upon ye

@Monarchii I inflicted cringe because lorrjreivefovmenvrvnjoevrirnevnjiihceb efvehdnv

@Monarchii Damn that's a terrible joke.
Do tell what?

ll, do tell, damn fingies typing too fast for phone to respond

also, do te