(No translating this time around)
???: SOKÓL II! POTRZEBUJE TWOJEJ POMOCY! JAKIES GLUPIE ROSYJSKIE MYSLIWCE ODRZUTOWE I DZIWNA DUPA TRI-JETA SA NA MOJEJ GLOWIE!

PZL-153-E: CO? CO SIE DZIEJE? PO PROSTU POWIEDZ MI, CO SIE STALO! Powiedziales tez „Tri-Jeta”? Mysle, ze wiem, z kim sie spotkales, a to bedzie DLUGIE do wyjasnienia.
???: Wielkie dzieki. Ci glupi komunisci próbowali zatopic mój tylek.
PZL-153-E: KOMUNISCI? SKAD WIEDZIALES, ZE TO KOMUNISCI?
???: Mieli komunistyczne gwiazdy na swoim samolocie.
PZL-153-E: Oh.

7 Minutes Later

I-100: SOKOL!
PZL-153-E: Tak?
I-100: I heard the whole thing you were talking to that ship about, mind telling me?
PZL-153-E: Sure I guess
I-100: Good

PZL-153-E: Ok so, that ship was my friend, the Polish Frigate Pótezny. And Pótezny was just sailing in international waters one day and he picked up 8 Aircraft too his 3:00.
I-100: Ok? So?
PZL-153-E: He over heard their messages saying that this ship must be sunk, so as the two Mu-13s line up to attack it, Pótezny fires his two DsKz.23-4 Wz.80 Puchnac CWIS™ systems and shreads the two Mu-13 fighters.

PZL-153-E: Then the first wing of three Stryker M1 attack aircraft try to ready up a gun run but the DsKz.23-4 Wz.80 Puchnac CWIS™ systems also shreads the first flight of Stryker M1. The second wing those tries to bomb Pótezny but when they got in a 5km range, the Prawy Wz.80 missile rack fired three missiles at the flight, shooting them all down.

I-100: That's it?
PZL-153-E: Basically, he did survive with no damage and made it here, but he is now probably being hunted.
Galahad MKI from a distance: WHOS FAT AHH SHIP IS THIS?!
PT-485 also from a distance: HEY QUITE YOU!
I-100: Yay, those two are fighting again
PZL-153-E: I'll stop it.

Galahad MKI: WHO OWNS THIS SHIP?!?!
Pótezny: Shut your trap, I can solo 1v1 you, "Mr. Less successful than WWII Denmark."
I-100: I am not going to try to react to that. PZL-153!
PZL-153-E: Tak?
I-100: Get your friend outta here.
PZL-153-E: Ok I-100.
Galahad MKI: HA! HE'S-! WHO IS MISSILE LOCKING ME! THAT STUPID BOAAAAAAAT!
F-120: It's not him locking you, it's me.

F-120: Go back to your hanger, I ain't dealing with you shenanigans.
Thunder II: Who says "Shenanigans"* anymore?! Either way, F-120 is right Galahad
I-100: That's true, he is.
F-63W:* Galahad ist jetzt in Schwierigkeiten!
(Translation: Galahad is in trouble now!)