Story I:

???: Tanker spotted, opening fire
???: AHHHHHHHH CRA-

BOOOOOM!

???: Fighters spotted, firing more
????: Sokol Notch these incoming missiles
PZL-153-E: I hear ya, you better do the same Diyu
Diyu: Right, this'll be fun!

Diyu: HA! SHOW OFF!
PZL-153-E: I AM a showoff. Anyway, where is that SEAD aircraft?
F-63W: HAT JEMAND „S.E.A.D.” GESAGT?
Translation: Did someone say S.E.A.D.?
Diyu: Just shoot that SAM truck
F-63W: Ja

PZL-153-E: How fast does that fly?
F-63W: Maschine Sech-

KABOOOOOM!

PZL-153-E: Very fast and powerful
F-63W: Ja Ja Ja, JETZT DIESE SAMS ERSCHIESSEN!
Translation: Yes Yes Yes, NOW SHOOT THESE SAMS!
Diyu: Wait, I see a PT12, do I shoot?
F-63W: Ja, Ich werde einige andere zur Hilfe rufen.
Translation: Yes, I'll call some others to help.

Diyu: Firing missiles on that PT12 along with shooting it, I'll come ba-

KABOOOOM!

Diyu: As I was saying, I'll come back for another pass to get a SAM site
PZL-153-E: Aight
1 min later
Diyu: Coming back for another pass

BOOOOM!

F-63W: Die gute Nachricht. Er ist da.
Translation: Good news. He's here.
I-100: That's right! I'm here, finally.
PZL-153-E: Good, Ill call another two tankers to refuel Diyu, F-63W, and I.
I-100: Ok I'll hold the air.
Stryker M1: THEY ARE PREPARING FOR AN INVASION! WE MUST DEFEND OUR AIRSPACE
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhew

I-100: Aim-9 MD on the way, you better have shut up earlier
Stryker M1: On no....

KABOOOM!

I-100: They should have given our boi flares........
MU-13: Agreed
I-100: WAIT A SECOND, AIM-240s AWAY!

MU-13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLYAT!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Galahad MKI: Nice shot, gonna go grab some missiles?
I-100: Not yet, I'm waiting for PZL-153-E and Diyu
Galahad MKI: SAMS SPOTTED!

*Galahad MKI: SAM DOWNED!
?????: Air intake sounds
I-100: What the Fu-
?????: I NEED AIR SOUNDS!
Thunder II: That's my Ground Attack brother, Hunter MKI, he can only make air-intake sounds
I-100: Uh huh
Hunter MKI: AIR IS LIFE SOUNDS!

KABOOOOOOOOOM!

I-100: Did he just bomb a SAM?
Hunter MKI: AIIIIIIR! SOUNDS
*I-100: Ok then
F-120: Sorry I'm la- Why am I picking up three cargo planes on my Radar?
C-17: I GOTTA RUN!
F-120: Firing my three Aim-300s
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhew

Kabooom!

PZL-153-E: I'm back and I'm here to annihilate enemy aircraft.
F-120: A bit late aren't you?
??????: I AM HERE TO KILL SAMS AND HAVE FUN!
I-100: Who are ya?
AH/MD-500E: IM AH/MD-500E AND IM HERE TO KILL SAMS AND REVOLUTIONARIES!

Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam.

I-100: Uhhhhhhhhh
MU-20: YOU STUPID MDA CANT KILL ME! IM IMPENETRA-
MU-20s RWR starts going off
MU-20: WHO DARES MISSILE ME!

PZL-153-E: Me, and in about 3 seconds, this Missile will hit you
3 Sec
2 Sec
1 Sec

KABOOOOOOOOOM!

I-100: Nice, oh hey, a transmission from Tsukuba!
Tsukuba: The Fleet is ready, what about you guys?
I-100: We are ready
Tsukuba: Good, will arrive soon.

End

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Story II:

C-20-B: Incoming, what about you LSTs?
LST-55: We're coming, Charioteer IIs and Excavators, you ready?
Charioteer II: We are
C-20-B: I've landed

LST-55: Same, ready for the unloading?
Charioteer II: We are
C-20-B: Good, let's start the process:

12 Hours later

C-20-B: Done, headed out.

END