Another one.

Many Soian Standard units struggle to see eye-to-eye, both literally and metaphorically. This is due to the very different degrees of power between models, and thus differing worldviews, and also because of the hilarious height disparity separating older units from newer ones.

MA units have been known to pilfer small objects from Graingy warehouses. It is not known why they do this, nor whether this is under orders from Soian high command at all. Are they even allowed to do this?

In the 2024 annual marshmallow roasting competition held at the Ontario Graingy plant the honorary MS competitor, MS-729, was entirely unable to roast a marshmallow. It was vapourized with their every attempt. It was actually rather sad to watch. Completely pathetic too.

The idea for Graingy's Goliath-class M.U.M.A.P. was originally sparked by a PS unit lamenting the lack of suitable low-tech options to play tennis while 10km above the Earth's surface. According to an MS also in the room that day, that PS unit had never once played tennis in their entire existence.

This has been Fun Soian Facts II: Oddly More Detailed Edition.

Now get out. Again.