Sooo I decided for some reason to open up the HTML on the users page (hahaha big number go brrrrr) and noticed that Platinum has a CSS class defining it as "master".
Going to the stylesheet for this site, it's a massive lump of text.
Like, seriously, big lump.
Idk if this is standard, since I don't really do this stuff, but whatever.
Ctrl+F is a beautiful thing.
Anyways, adding some spaces for readability, this is the relevant part for ranks:
.user-points.noob
{border:1px solid #aaa;
padding:1px 5px}
.user-points.bronze
{color:#fff;
background-color:#786113}
.user-points.silver
{background-color:#797979;
color:#fff}
.user-points.gold
{background-color:#e4b84b;
color:#fff}
.user-points.master
{background:linear-gradient(#111,#444) #333;
border-radius:0;
border:solid 1px #555;
color:#fff;
font-weight:600}
.user-points.dev
{background-color:#08c;
color:#fff}
.user-points.retired-dev
{border:solid 1px #555;
background-color:#202020;
color:#eee}
.user-points.mod
{background-color:#d2322d;
color:#fff}
.user-points.curator
{background:#86d34b;
background-color:#86d34b;
border-radius:.25em;
border:none;
color:#fff}
White ranks are NOOB RANK.
Personally I lost it.
Okay, fine, not that funny, but I think it's funny.
We finally have a definitive name!
It's not mean to call them noobs, because that's what they're classified as.
Literally. Their class is noob.
@TheMouse I found out how to make custom tags a year ago by digging through the html code
@Erionh indeed
we all were once noobs
@32 Piss Rank
@WisconsinStatePolice gold rank was where it was at
@StockPlanesRemastered yeah.
@JoeySellers
Retired dev?
@Icey21 hell yes
@TheMouse and you DIDN’T TELL US?!?!
@FishbedFive A few times, I’m certain.
@Icey21 <They’ve almost worked out the tank is virtually meaningless…
Knew this one for a while, and if I recall correctly there were some other funny things as well hidden.
@Icey21 hell yeah 🔥🔥
proud to be one
omg we're masters
(we're just autistic ahh gold users with a different colored rank)
@Graingy When, in the last, let's give it 5 years, have you heard the word "noob" be unironically used?
@AWESOMENESS360 preaching to the choir. The clown choir.
@FishbedFive wdym?
I keep forgetting SP was made in the early 2010s.
Master is quite generous imma be honest. Some of us "Masters" still barely know the ins and outs of many features of this game, I can certainly attest to that.
@DeeganishCountryball Yes! That was the guy!
@Boeing727200F Here's one
@RB107 Good, now go make me a sandwich.
@LM0418 Not me, I'm built different.
@Boeing727200F Can't remember their name... There's one I know of.
My noob time was the most fun I ever had on this game.
(Still fun now, it was just new back then)
Also what is retired dev rank?
Can I have an example of one?
Lmao
Noob rank?
” Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.”
@Graingy Alright, I will call you Master from now on =]