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[Knockoff Earth] Unity Ding-Dong declares war on No-See Jerry

16.0k UnitedinOne90  5 days ago

The Unity Ding-Dong declared war on No-See Jerry.

Troops launched: 2.3 million
Airplanes launched: 486
Navy ships launched: 24

Our allies:

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    10.4k Rb2h

    Algospeak at it's finest
    /j

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    @UnitedinOne90

    bro, pole-land and I allied against no-see Jerry long ago, but I'm still waiting for their attack, also I have mobilized my troops

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    @UnitedinOne90 oh god that would have been bad

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    @DeeganishCountryball np, just want to see people being happy

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    @UnitedinOne90 Thanks

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    @DeeganishCountryball congrats on reaching 10k! :)

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    53.6k B1BLancer

    @DeeganishCountryball the alliance with No-see Jerry is already in place since yesterday.

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    @B1BLancer I mean he does have a massive empire
    but all those troops would probably take forever to mobilize
    so that numbers part is actually correct
    I'll just let you sort out the alliance part

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    53.6k B1BLancer

    @UnitedinOne90 me and No-see-Jerry have a military alliance. Also 2.3 million? That’s not very realistic probably like 500K at most

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    @DeeganishCountryball @RB107 uh oh, some people didn't like what we did, now they are starting revolving in my Afronicalli (African) colony, please help.

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    @RB107 And I was literally the first thing everyone wanted to kill, and I bet its cuz of some real history I'm associated with.
    I wanted to do the same thing you wanna do, only in Doscow!

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    11.4k RB107

    Thank god... I managed to postpone a deadly event...

    @DeeganishCountryball Yes, we never asked to be the bad guy. I just want to enjoy the spring in Berlien... And hot chocolate... Yummy Chocolate~ 🤤

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    @RB107 I think I'm dealing with the same thing as you

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    @DeeganishCountryball short war, if it we're in real life it would last like 5-7 months

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    @UnitedinOne90 I was about to send in troops to help @RB107 by the way
    great choice for you to make by the way

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    @RB107 I declare troop withdrawal, i could be partitioned

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    11.4k RB107

    @UnitedinOne90 As a fellow owner of a wise and tapped country, I ask you to reconsider your decision.
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    I know I am leading a country that has an evil reputation in real life, but believe me, I will not repeat the bad history.
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    I always shout Long Life! No-See Jerry as a hopeless effort, praying for the age of this country (I might not last until 1945 lmao, regardless of me evil or not, everyone will just want to end me because of the history)

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    @RB107 I say you're VERY CORRECT

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    11.4k RB107

    @UnitedinOne90 Among the many countries in this world, why should I?
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    And about over population... war will just reduce your population and solve your problem in a bad ways... And thats bad for you, me and others as well.

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    @RB107 the reason is i want to give up some of your territory, to house more people, our population is rapidly increasing.

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    @DeeganishCountryball i want them to give up some of their territory, to house more people, we are so overcrowded

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    @UnitedinOne90 So, what's your reason for this war? Does it warrant a war?

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    11.4k RB107

    @DeeganishCountryball
    WT crew voice: Never!

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    @ShinyGemsBro @RB107
    WT crew voice: Attack the D Point!

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    11.4k RB107

    @ShinyGemsBro
    WT crew voice: Negative!

    +1 5 days ago
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