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Operation "PB-no J"

22.7k amazingperson124  8.7 years ago

Preamble

It has came to our attention that Jelly spam has overran our glorious website with copy and spam planes of "shitey" quality. There have been several small efforts to counter this nuisance, such as adding a "Youpotato-Jelly" tag, and banning the word "Jelly" from plane titles, but these efforts have had no visible results. As a consequence, the "nuisance" has turned into a pandemic, taking over our site. We need to do more. This is what "Operation PB- no J or OPBNJ comes in to play.

Breifing

Objectives

Primary Objectives

-End the occupation of simpleplanes.com by Jelly insurgents
-Put all Jellies to trial, and execute all whom are guilty
-Make clear the "will of simpleplanes" to Jellies

Secondary Objectives

-Distribute Trump ads
-Spam Trump
-Worship Trump
-?
-profit

Plan

At first, there will be three Task Forces created
-Taffy Trump
-Moddy Taft
-Propaganda Department

Taffy Trump

Taffy Trump will create Trump related planes depicting Trump commiting acts against humanity on Jellies. This will instill fear to the Jelly insurgents, and make them soil themselves. Hopefully we will have a page full of Trump instead of Jellies.

Moddy Taft

Moddy Taft will check the "new" planes section for Jelly spam, and report every one of them. This will keep global Jelly-level rise in check, and please environmental activists.

Propaganda Department

The Propaganda Department will destroy radical Jelly ideas and install pro-Simpleplanes and pro-Trump ideas into former Jelly members. They will spam the comments of Jelly planes with statements denouncing Jelly and advocating Trump and aircraft. They will also post anti-Jelly statements on the forum.

A Message to Plane Builders

Please postpone all posts for now, as there is... uh... mass identification and euthanization in progress.

Glorious Propaganda (Consumption is Compulsory)


Our soldiers approaching the target

Assault

Humane Restraint

Execution

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    7,305 OtterOfToast

    @Flightsonic lol X3

    8.7 years ago
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    49.1k Flightsonic

    @OtterOfToast steam may be better, for now at least, i forgot my password to skype :D lol

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    7,305 OtterOfToast

    @Flightsonic Yep but I'm never on it. My Skype name is, tho. Same profile pic, too.

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    7,305 OtterOfToast

    @Flightsonic Nah I don't. Harassment and hateful speech isn't my thing. I just try to tell them it ain't cool, and it'd be best if they stopped. I even posted tips on how not to alienate people to Jelly on his latest SP video just saying to stop encouraging people to spam. It doesn't help anyone, and it just makes Jelly look like a fool.

    8.7 years ago
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    49.1k Flightsonic

    @OtterOfToast steam account is the same name right?

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    49.1k Flightsonic

    @OtterOfToast don't break the rules tho! (I kinda still want to get back... and I know how)

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    7,305 OtterOfToast

    @Flightsonic Actually I take a more subtle approach. Just posting rebuddles to the jelly planes and telling people I'm not for it. Eventually it'll get into their thick skulls. you just need to let it trickle it. you go in for the assault and I'll do a little sabotage behind the scenes.

    8.7 years ago
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    49.1k Flightsonic

    @OtterOfToast
    UPLOAD
    AS MANY
    "HATE"
    PLANES TAGGED
    WITH YT-JELLY

    8.7 years ago
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    7,305 OtterOfToast

    @Flightsonic God have mercy.... Seriously I really do hope this stops soon.

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    49.1k Flightsonic

    @OtterOfToast They've died down, but next video, it will be worse

    8.7 years ago
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    7,305 OtterOfToast

    Aye, the Corporeal N's are being armed as we speak. I've cobbled every division under my command. We'll be scouting the "New Planes" section ASAP.

    8.7 years ago
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    This is really planned out. I'm in.

    8.7 years ago
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    2,493 Thehtmguy

    Im in!

    8.7 years ago
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    49.1k Flightsonic

    Working on the PB-no J Trump wall

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    49.1k Flightsonic

    @ShatterFox

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    49.1k Flightsonic

    @amazingperson124 MAKE IT SO JELLY CAN'T FIND "HIS" PLANES ON NEWEST!!!!!!

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    49.1k Flightsonic

    Hold them off with trump (that did actually workf6eysjenr0rd

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    49.1k Flightsonic

    We need to make a real act

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    21.5k FrankieB

    TRUMP!!

    8.7 years ago
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    @amazingperson124 Yeeeeeeeeesssssss

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    @IStoleYourMeme T'is a Crusade?

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    49.1k Flightsonic

    @AgDynamics

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    49.1k Flightsonic

    Lol @IStoleYourMeme

    8.7 years ago
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    137k BaconEggs

    I like it!

    8.7 years ago
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