Post them all In comments XD
Why did the plane cross the road!.......... Because it couldn't fly!
Why did the car cross the road....... Because it wasn't a plane XD!
Why did spiritus pas delphius..... Because delphius wasn't simple enough!
Sorry bad jokes!
@IStoleYourMeme bro i wish i could play on pc
So some kids are playing SP together. The experienced kid looks to see what the other one, who has just started playing SP, has built. The other guy has made an absolute abomination of plane, so ugly it can't be described. So he asks him: "what have you built? That won't even fly!" And the other kid says:" well, it's called Simple Planes!"
If ya don't get it, Simple is another word for stupid : )
I found this... Yes this actually happened (allegedly) "A military pilot called for a priority landing. Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. “Ah,” the fighter pilot remarked, “The dreaded seven-engine approach"
The F-22 is a bodyguard @Viper28
Wouldn't the f-22 and p-51 be switched because the p-51 is older? @Thefalloutplayr
@UltimatePilot
Wow these jokes are plane crazy
@reCarn @IStoleYourMeme Me too lol
@reCarn XD. @IStoleYourMeme lol
@reCarn I would have guessed a Jelly plane
Q: What has 13 landing gears, 27 main wings, 16 fuselage segments, 14 rudders, 15 elevators, 22 canards, 36 jet engines and 5 cockpits?
A: An aircraft graveyard.
@TheRicks2 ok.... Now I just done lol
@TheRicks2 Lol
@IStoleYourMeme XD
Q: Whats the difference between a jet engine and a flight attendant? A: At the end of the flight the jet engine stops whining
What is green and has wheels..... Grass. I lied about the wheels.
This doesnt have anything to do with planes, actually, it does. The grass is really an undercover plane protecting the runway that the rest of the grass is on. The reason it is undercover is so if any terrorists try to find it, they cant. This is terrible. I am done trying to tie this joke in with planes. If you read to here and arent done with how idiotic this post is, hats off to you.
LOL best jokes
@IStoleYourMeme We need a meme for that...
Lol I'll stop with the bad jokes XD
If I had a nickel for every time a mobile user complained about the update not being out for them, I'd have enough money to buy myself a real plane.