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Simple planes jokes

30.6k Warbrine  8.6 years ago

Post them all In comments XD

Why did the plane cross the road!.......... Because it couldn't fly!

Why did the car cross the road....... Because it wasn't a plane XD!

Why did spiritus pas delphius..... Because delphius wasn't simple enough!

Sorry bad jokes!

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    @IStoleYourMeme bro i wish i could play on pc

    1.9 years ago
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    So some kids are playing SP together. The experienced kid looks to see what the other one, who has just started playing SP, has built. The other guy has made an absolute abomination of plane, so ugly it can't be described. So he asks him: "what have you built? That won't even fly!" And the other kid says:" well, it's called Simple Planes!"

    If ya don't get it, Simple is another word for stupid : )

    8.6 years ago
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    I found this... Yes this actually happened (allegedly) "A military pilot called for a priority landing. Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. “Ah,” the fighter pilot remarked, “The dreaded seven-engine approach"

    8.6 years ago
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    9,143 GriffithAir

    The F-22 is a bodyguard @Viper28

    8.6 years ago
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    29.2k Viper28

    Wouldn't the f-22 and p-51 be switched because the p-51 is older? @Thefalloutplayr

    8.6 years ago
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    @UltimatePilot
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    8.6 years ago
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    Wow these jokes are plane crazy

    8.6 years ago
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    25.2k kikasshes

    @reCarn @IStoleYourMeme Me too lol

    8.6 years ago
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    30.6k Warbrine

    @reCarn XD. @IStoleYourMeme lol

    8.6 years ago
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    @reCarn I would have guessed a Jelly plane

    8.6 years ago
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    762 reCarn

    Q: What has 13 landing gears, 27 main wings, 16 fuselage segments, 14 rudders, 15 elevators, 22 canards, 36 jet engines and 5 cockpits?

    A: An aircraft graveyard.

    8.6 years ago
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    30.6k Warbrine

    @TheRicks2 ok.... Now I just done lol

    8.6 years ago
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    3,181 TheRicks2

    snakes on a plane

    8.6 years ago
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    30.6k Warbrine

    @TheRicks2 Lol

    8.6 years ago
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    30.6k Warbrine

    @IStoleYourMeme XD

    8.6 years ago
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    3,181 TheRicks2

    Q: Whats the difference between a jet engine and a flight attendant? A: At the end of the flight the jet engine stops whining

    8.6 years ago
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    What is green and has wheels..... Grass. I lied about the wheels.
    This doesnt have anything to do with planes, actually, it does. The grass is really an undercover plane protecting the runway that the rest of the grass is on. The reason it is undercover is so if any terrorists try to find it, they cant. This is terrible. I am done trying to tie this joke in with planes. If you read to here and arent done with how idiotic this post is, hats off to you.

    8.6 years ago
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    17.8k jsaret

    LOL best jokes

    8.6 years ago
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    49.1k Flightsonic

    @IStoleYourMeme We need a meme for that...
    Lol I'll stop with the bad jokes XD

    8.6 years ago
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    If I had a nickel for every time a mobile user complained about the update not being out for them, I'd have enough money to buy myself a real plane.

    8.6 years ago