So I've had SimplePlanes for a little while now, a few weeks. I've noticed that players can not fit Spätzle onto their planes, this needs to change. I think Spätzle would make an excellent addition to the game because it's delicious. Maybe players could fit high caliber Spätzle cannons onto their wings and take out a destroyer. Spätzle would make as an astoundingly powerful weapon due to it's ability to make it hard for players to see out of their cockpits if they are hit with a Spätzle rocket, or maybe players could utilize it's deliciousness to their advantage? Somehow creating a Spätzle trebuchet to sling huge amounts of Spätzle into starving countries to provide them with large quantities of wonderfully delicious food, also effectively ending world hunger. Another possible use of Spätzle could be a solidified version of the amazing German food that could be used in structural building pieces for the planes in this game, such as Spätzle blocks or Spätzle landing gear. In conclusion I think Spätzle should be added to the game called SimplePlanes. It would make the game much better and more enjoyable for the entire SimplePlanes community as a whole. -Pterodactyl Assault
Regarding the current issue that is ever-present in the game.
20 PterodactylAssault
8.5 years ago
PterodactylAssaultForPresident
Oh lol @Shmexysmpilot
Gosh.
@CL4TRP how has this not been made yet??? Whoever puts that on the market is gonna make BILLIONS
@DuckKing it's just a joke. I'm pretty sure using a food as blocks, landing gear, and missile warheads isn't meant to be taken as a serious offense
If your so called "spätzle" does just about everything, why not make a separate game called "SimpleSpatzle"?
Haven't read any of this and I'm not going to because your just adding to the problems
@PterodactylAssault .....
this is a joke
No joke, this needs to happen.
XD