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So a horse walks into a bar

9,340 picy  8.4 years ago

And the bar tender say
"Why the long face?"

The horse does not respond
Because it is a horse
It can neither speak nor understand english
It is confused by it's surroundings and Gallups out of the bar knocking over a few tables

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    9,340 picy

    @Thomasj041 haha!
    That's a good one

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    18.3k Thomasj041

    A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair... and a table.

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    9,340 picy

    @joeysellers haha thanks 😃

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    Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    A: Because it was dead.

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    Anti-jokes are my favorites.

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    oh dear@joeysellers

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    A horse walks into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
    The horse replies, "My wife has terminal cancer."

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    9,340 picy

    @Garuda1ITalisman thanks 😊

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    8,354 arcues

    9/10
    +joke
    - too much beer

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    8/8

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    9,340 picy

    @PlanesAndThings lolz

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    I mean It's true...
    But that's not how a joke works xD still better than original.

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    16.1k DisferGoatz

    No problem 🙂@picy

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    9,340 picy

    @DisferGoatz thanks 😃

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    16.1k DisferGoatz

    Haha

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