When Phil was a kid, all he wanted to do was be a phighter phet. But due to how much he consumed during his late teen years to his early 20s, Phil became IMMMENSELY FAT, and the Air Force grounded him. Despite this, Phil decided to get botched surgery to have wing guns installed and get liposuction done. The liposuction went well, but I can't say much for the wing guns... Phil will be uploaded in a few minutes after I fine-tune him a little bit.