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Command and Conquer RolePlay S2: Skit-Polish Space Agency

17.2k GoldenEagle  8.3 years ago

Note: The Skit Episodes also follows the events of the Main RP

Polish Space Agency
Warsaw, Poland
Persia: What is this for?
DRP: Don't you know? I finally have a space agency!
Persia: Wow! But, how did you buy all of these? And do you even have rockets?
DRP: I bought all of these with the money Auruna sent to me.
Persia: Ok, and wha--
PR and NFK: We're here!
Persia: WHY ARE YOU TWO HERE!
NFK: That's none of your business!
Persia: WTF! DRP!
DRP: Uhh, I kinda invited PR, NFK, Sals, and GAE too...
Persia: I am ok with Sals and GAE, but why them?
PR: DRP! Can you tell us where is the waiting room?
DRP: Right over there, down the hall.
PR: Thanks, NFK lets go! Do not waste your time here fighting that guy!
NFK: Fine..... I'll be back you stupid caliphate!
Persia: Yeah, yeah...
Sals: I'm here! Whoa! This is awesome!
DRP: Thanks! I invited everyone to see this place!
Persia: I need Avarua to come here.
DRP: Ok...
Portugal: Yep! A futuristic rocketry place!
DRP: Do you even know what its called? And why are you here?
Portugal: Uhh.. I am here because that I like to see it.
DRP: I think that is a valid reason.
GAE: I AM HERE!!!!!!!
DRP: (shoots tranquilizer at GAE) That'll make him stop.
Avarua: This is an awesome place! Oh, Persia! I have a problem back there!
Persia: What is it?
Avarua: Argentina is angry at me!
DRP: Hold on... isn't Argentina a cousin of Auruna and Sals.
Sals: Yep
Persia: I would like to fight him but, He is the cousin of one of the strongest Superpowers here!
Avarua: Eheheh... Nevermind that!
DRP: Hmm... ok..
Russia: Privyet!
DRP: Hi Russia!
Russia: So, what is this for comrade?
DRP: This is a Space Agency that I found and rebuilt, and we will be launching a rocket now!
Russia: Cool! I will be waiting for it!
DRP: BTW, Sals... where is Auruna?
Sals: She is... here...
Auruna: Hi DRP! I came here with Russia.
DRP: Oh....
Auruna: Why is GAE on the ground?
DRP: I tranquilized him... so.....
Auruna: Oh, ok...
Japan: I'm here...
GAE: (Wakes up) Hi Japan!
Sals: Oh, hi Japan!
Auruna: Hehe.... those two really like Japan...
DRP: Ok, now everyone is here... Lets launch the first rocket! Let me get PR and NFK. You guys go to the viewing are there.
[5 minutes later]
Auruna: That looks like the Polish ICBM... hmmm...
DRP: We reused the body of the ICBMs and made it into a rocket.
Avarua: (Changes control from rocket to ICBM)
Persia: Avarua, what are you doing?
Avarua: No-Nothing!
Persia: Hmm... yea... nothing right?
Avarua: Ye-Yes!
[Rocket ehh----ICBM launches]
Japan: Did you launch an--
All: AN ICBM!
DRP: What!? I know that the computer is linked to the Rocket, now, who would've done it?
Persia: I found your problem...
Avarua: Eheheh.... Please don't kill me...
Auruna: Heh... we won't kill you... just, sonething we all like to do to the kinds of people like FUC....
Avarua: PLEASE NO!!!!
Sals: But, where is the ICBM heading to?
DRP: Let me check--- oh....
Sals: What? uhh....
Japan: Where?
Sals: sigh the ICBM is heading to... Tokyo, or near Tokyo...
Japan: Ba-Baka!
DRP: Not me! It is Avarua!
Japan: Never target Japan or else Avarua!
Avarua: I need to go.... BYE!
Japan: Hey! Uhh... Auruna... you brought a tank!
Auruna: Yeah.... I was waiting for this to happen because Avarua is here... oh yeah... AFTER HIM!
Avarua: Noooo! Help me!

Characters Present

DRP/Poland
Persia
PR
NFK
Sals
GAE
Portugal
Avarua
Russia
Auruna
Japan

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    Is this countryball

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    5,078 MikuKat

    @Mudkip ?

    8.3 years ago
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    5,940 Mudkip

    @MikuKat MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

    8.3 years ago
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    5,078 MikuKat

    @Mudkip ok...
    But you're defintely stupid

    8.3 years ago
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    5,940 Mudkip

    @MikuKat I'm not a cow. I'm not even stupid! BYE!

    8.3 years ago
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    5,078 MikuKat

    @Mudkip They're right. You're both

    8.3 years ago
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    @Mudkip nah

    8.3 years ago
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    5,940 Mudkip

    @GoldenEagle @SimpleTechAndResearch @MikuKat OH SHUT UP

    8.3 years ago
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    17.2k GoldenEagle

    @MikuKat yup!

    8.3 years ago
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    5,078 MikuKat

    @GoldenEagle They're stupid (True) and Cows (Confirmed)

    8.3 years ago
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    17.2k GoldenEagle

    @MikuKat XD

    8.3 years ago
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    5,078 MikuKat

    @SimpleTechAndResearch @GoldenEagle You found out the secret identity of Avarua!

    8.3 years ago
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    17.2k GoldenEagle

    @SimpleTechAndResearch wow

    #Cow Life

    8.3 years ago
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    @GoldenEagle I saw one walk off a cliff

    8.3 years ago
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    17.2k GoldenEagle

    @SimpleTechAndResearch yep, there are

    8.3 years ago
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    @GoldenEagle I mean There are idiot cows

    8.3 years ago
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    17.2k GoldenEagle

    @SimpleTechAndResearch maybe Avarua is!

    8.3 years ago
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    @GoldenEagle I knew both xD
    Maybe Avarua is both (No offence mudkip)

    8.3 years ago
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    17.2k GoldenEagle

    @SimpleTechAndResearch
    Tagalog/Filipino - Baka=Cow
    Japanese - Baka=Idiot

    8.3 years ago
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    Did Japan just call Avarua a cow?

    8.3 years ago
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    17.2k GoldenEagle

    @1gman4evr

    8.3 years ago
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    5,940 Mudkip

    @MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Get the PR!

    8.3 years ago
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    17.2k GoldenEagle

    @MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation I will post the next main tomorrow

    8.3 years ago
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    @GoldenEagle tis done though? like. the new Main Episode?

    8.3 years ago
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    17.2k GoldenEagle

    @MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation yep!

    8.3 years ago
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