Middle-Eastern Roll Call
Awwam: Now I finally know that my territorial nations within the borders in South-East Asia, and Oceania are safe and not invaded, I will go check the Middle East if everyone is there...
[Middle East]
Awwam: Alright everyone! I am gonna do a roll call to see if everyone within Awwam borders is here! Alright let's start with Persia!
Persia: Here! Ok, I gotta go now.
Awwam: Why?
Persia: I am gonna go fight PR and NFK.
Awwam: Uhh.... next, Saudi Arabia!
Saudi Arabia: Here!
Awwam: Ok, good... East and West Turkey!
Aurun Turkey: Do not call me West Turkey again! sigh I am gonna go to Auruna and Sals' house...
East Turkey: Here! And, hey... West! Can I come, or are you fine alone?
Aurun Turkey: I'm fine....
Awwam: Those two are so different from each other... next is, Chechnya!
[Silence]
Awwam: Chechnya?
Chechnya: Got ya old man!
Awwam: You scared me! But don't call me 'old man'
Chechnya: Yeah you're old, you are freakin' 38!
Awwam: So?
Chechnya: You are the oldest here, and why are you with those other young countries?
Awwam: Who young countries?
Chechnya: sigh.... Auruna, GAE, NFK, Russia, Poland, Sals.....
Awwam: Whoa-whoa!
Chechnya: That would stop you...
Awwam: Darn! Next is... Somalia? Why is he in this list?
Somalia: Can I be part of Middle-East? I killed infidels in Black Hawk Helicopters invading me.
Awwam: That was 88 years ago...
Somalia: ...
Awwam: Next is, Iraq!
Iraq: I still retain the GLA-tradition infidel!
Awwam: Shut up, you are a part of Awwam
Iraq: You shut up, Infidel!
Awwam: Argh.... UAE!
UAE: Here!
Awwam: Syria!
Syria: Shut up, don't call me, I am a part of GLA, you infidel!
Awwam: Not that again....
[30 minutes later]
Awwam: Finally, i got through all of them! I still haven't found Palestine yet....
Palestine: You didn't notice me!
Awwam: Oh, hey there Palestine
Palestine: DON'T YOU SAY THAT! YOU DIDN'T NOTICED ME FOR 30 FREAKING MINUTES!
Awwam: Oh, hehe... sorry...
Palestine: DON'T YOU JUST APOLOGIZE!
Awwam: Oh..... damn...
Palestine: GET READY TO BE PUNISHED!
Awwam: No, Don't!
Palestine: I WON'T STOP!
Awwam: AHHHH!

Characters Present

Awwam
Persia
Aurun Turkey/West Turkey
Awwam Turkey/East Turkey
Chechnya
Saudi Arabia
UAE
Somalia
Syria
Iraq
Palestine