Parker: Hurry up guys and gals! We have Persians to terminate!
All tanks: Allright!
The M5A5 and M6A5 reach the target
Unknown: There's PR! Get those infidels!
Parker: Who are you?
Unknown: General Montegon ll, conquerer of India.
Parker: Takes out M36 Haha Montegon ll, you aren't going to live anymore! BAM
Montegon ll: BAMBAMBAMBAMBAM You think so infidel?
Parker: BAM
Montegon ll: How could you? I shot you five times in your abdomen!
Parker: Body armor, b$tch.
Monetgon ll: Have fun with this! BAMBAMBAM
Parker: BAMBAMBAM
Montegon ll: Did not hurt me at all.
Parker: Oh Really?
Montegon ll: Yes, infidel.
Parker: THAT'S IT! BAM
Montegon ll: Still no. Parker, you shall feel the wrath of Damascus Steel. takes out RPG
Parker: NO! NONONONONO PLEASE DONT KILL M-------
Montegon ll: No more infidel! Here's my RPG! FWOOSH BOOOMMMMM
Parker: Nooooo.........Dies
Montegon ll: Horay! I killed that female infidel!
@Pilotmario lolk
She has no double. She's in a hospital in Guadalcanal getting patched up. @MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation
@Pilotmario Interesting. perhaps that's her double that was wounded. Her body is within the battlefield. I suggest you go carefully and with help.
General Jamie Parker was WIA. @MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation
@Pilotmario we looked up reports. She was deemed KIA
@Pilotmario She's dead!
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@SimpleTechAndResearch I feel the pain of this senselessness.
I mean, she's still in Guadalcanal with the 1st and 4th Marine Divisions.
Proceeds to slam face into brickwall
@Pilotmario