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deadly facts about water

9,340 picy  8.2 years ago

water is the leading cause of drowning

100% of people exposed to water will die

over consumption of water can result in excessive sweating urination and death!

100% percent of criminals have admitted to drinking water

water can be chemically synthesized by burning rocket fuel

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    9,340 picy

    @Clawsome yeah that would be pretty good!

    8.2 years ago
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    @aloushi605 boom

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    2,985 Clawsome

    I love these jokes;)
    Btw, it's even funnier if you can fool people at first by calling it dihydrogen monoxide

    8.2 years ago
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    9,340 picy

    @aloushi605 oh gosh HOLD YOU'RE BREATH!

    8.2 years ago
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    2,470 Smasher

    @Byplain and you and pretty much every one who ain't dead are about 70% water including my self

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    2,470 Smasher

    @JakeTheDogg but there's more tanks in the sea than submarine's

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    2,470 Smasher

    @RailfanEthan actually its made of 2 hydro carbon and 1 oxygen or should I say h20

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    9,340 picy

    @oDDDynamics it just hasn't sunk in yet, give it a few days (if we don't hear from you in a year or so we'll come looking 😁)

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    9,340 picy

    @ACMECo1940 well you never know 😁

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    9,340 picy

    @JakeTheDogg REALLY! What is this madness!

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    9,340 picy

    @RailfanEthan wow I never would have thought!

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    water is also made of water

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    @AeroEngineering yours is the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    @ACMECo1940 @CODENAMEBOB @oDDDynamics Ah I love this joke 😂😂😂

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    8,281 12ocketguy

    Also water is linked to plane crashes. 100% of all passengers on a plane has drinked water.

    8.2 years ago
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    19.5k ACMECo1940

    Let me give you some explanations:
    1: yes, but that's because they can't swim.
    2: yes, because of natural causes, heart attacks, diabetes, disease, and other things.
    3: yes, that is true.
    4: yes, because before they were criminals, they drank water to live.
    5: i have no idea what that means, but I think that's true, but no one has rocket fuel on them except for the government, and I don't think they would drink it. they're not stupid, right?

    8.2 years ago
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    8,354 arcues

    Water leads to boats boats are best mitral milt art works for the government how many presidents have left hands 6 how many branches of the miltary 6 minus 3 is 3 illuminati comfirmed

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    All water supplies have high concentrations of Dihydrogen Monoxide.

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    14.2k CODENAMEBOB

    I am never going near water again!

    8.2 years ago
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    1,338 Byplain

    Did you know that criminals are 70 percent water too. I can't believe this!

    8.2 years ago