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Command and Conquer RolePlay S2: Skit - Neutrality

17.2k GoldenEagle  8.4 years ago

Neutrality
[Great World War 2]
Awwam: Die Paternia!!!!
Paternia: No! You will die!!!!
Awwam: Katipunia! Help me with this bastard!
Katipunia: Umm.... I—
Paternia: No! Don't help him! Help me!
Katipunia: Actually, I—
FRB: Psst... come here
Katipunia: Eh?
FRB: I heard you are a neutral nation, come with us
Katipunia: Uh... to where?
FRB: Just come
Katipunia: Umm— ok?
Awwam: Hey! Where are you going!? And who is that guy!?
Paternia: Rush B tactics won't work here boy
Awwam: Oh it will!

[10 Minutes later]
Katipunia: What is this place?
FRB: You'll see what it is inside!
Both goes inside
Katipunia: Lanzarria!? Poland!? You guys are here!?
Lanzarria: Ya! This a place for neutral countries!
Poland: Lanzarria is right! This is the place! You can hang-out and relax here!
Katipunia: This is awesome!

[After the GWW2]
Awwam: Katipunia! Why did you not help me?
Paternia: Or me?
Katipunia: I can't
Awwam & Paternia: Why!?
Katipunia: Master won't make me... he wants me to stay neutral
Awwam: Master? As in, your pres?
Katipunia: Yes
Paternia: Why didn't you say so
Katipunia: You two always keep on fighting
Lanzarria: OOOOOO0HHHHHHH!!!!!
Paternia & Awwam: Uhh...
Awwam: Nevermind that! Now, ally with me, we will bring you some good stuff
Paternia: No, ally with me! Every neutral nation! Ally with me!
Katipunia, Lanzarria, and FRB: There they go again....
Paternia: Katipunia should ally with me! She uses some of my tanks and she even uses the Pummeler! Berus too! And Lanzarria since he have the most powerful superweapon and I have one and he used a Pummeler!
Awwam: They should be allied with me!
Katipunia: I hope this stops...
FRB: Me too...
Lanzarria: FIRE THE BALAURS AT THEM!
FRB: Don't!
Katipunia: Please don't...

Characters

Awwam
Paternia
Katipunia
FRB
Lanzarria
Poland