One day, the heavenly beings decided that there was something missing on earth. They decided they needed an instrument. A pure instrument that could bring humanity together. They got to work designing it. For long years they worked until finally, they created it. This amazing instrument, was the epitome of awesomeness. The coolest of the coolest. The most beautiful and the most intelligent. They called it.... THE TRUMPET!
But..... Something was missing. It needed a human mind, a soul. They found a man one day walking down a street, who had demonstrated great faith, courage, and leadership. They bestowed upon him the very first trumpet in a beam of heavenly light. His name was moroni.
This process continues today, though there is only about an 80% accuracy rate(we all know a trumpet player in that 20%).

To see a crude rendering of this amazing instrument, look here .

To see it fly crudely, look here .

Thank you for reading my story, and you're welcome for giving you the truth:)