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Walrus Warbird

81.6k Himynameiswalrus  7.9 years ago

A squadron of enemy mig-21s were just flying along, transporting sekrit dokuments to Putin, when on their radar, a fat slow moving object appeared. Then on the horizon, a fat, slow, and kind of agile plane appeared, carrying nothing but 2 small bombs, and 2 machine guns. The migs decided to engage, as nobody could know the sekrits they were carrying. They engaged, launching missiles and shooting wildly, but unexpectedly, the small plane extended its large flaps, and did extremely tight maneuvers, dodging everything, then with a well placed shot, it took down one of the migs, then two, then three!! The fourth mig, the squadron leader, fled the scene, off to Moscow to deliver the dokuments, and get a fresh pair of pants. Then the little plane flew along, landed safely, and the pilot took out a La-z boy lawn chair out of the cockpit, set it down, and enjoyed a cold beer. The Walrus Warbird, now available for download