At my funeral I want people to dance while there carrying my coffin and playing at my funeral by shy gleezy and instead of a hearse a Lamborghini limo and and people driving in lambos and Bugattis to the church and the graveyard those are my requests.
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I would like for me to be cremated. Once I am, I will have a wish. I want to be stored for at least 300 years inside of my childhood home. Once humanity reaches the stars, I want my jar of ashes to eaten by a sadistic astronaut. Once this happens, he will go to the bathroom, and there will be this small turd with what’s left of me in the toilet. The turd, with me in it, will be shot out into space.
Fast forward a million years: The turd with my ashes inside of it will fall onto the surface of an exoplanet 3834 light years from us. Once this happens, the bacteria inside of my ashes and the turd, frozen in time, will come out onto the surface of this planet.
Fast forward another 3 billion years: The bacteria from my ashes and the turd have evolved into intelligent primates. They will spend years pondering over where they came from, and why they are here. I will look down from my heavenly home, and laugh at where they came from... @Aerobako
I want to have a jazz band playing at my funeral, and my friend needs to go to sad looking people and ask cheerfully:
"Ha ha! Who died?"
I want to have my ashes used on a plane design.
I want to be cremated and have my ashes in a jar and then flipped. After that, it will be thrown ocean by a trebuchet while playing the Titanic theme on recorder.
Russian? @Ihatelava123isacommunist
I want to be honorbru and ram a incoming b29 in my Ki-10
@Ihatelava123isacommunist lol
I want to be cremated and my ashes put on the moon. :P dream big but then reality hits.
I'm going to be cremated and then mix my ashes with gunpowder and make 2 things. Either a firework or a bunch of bullets for people to shoot off in my honor.
Also you'd have to be basically a billionaire to have a funeral like that. And no one is going to dance for your funeral, sorry, but to me that sounds like they are celebrating that you are dead. It's supposed to be sad, everyone is excepting that you are dead and saying that they miss you, etc, not dancing in hypercars being happy that you are dead.
I have tons of money homie g
@Tully2001 yeah lol
@MLG26 alien took over
Why does everybody have that alien profile pic