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Dad Jokes

34.5k Hayhayjam664  7.8 years ago

Warning warning cringey dad jokes ahead

What do you call a cow with 2 legs
Answer: lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs
Answer: ground beef

Wich birds steal soap
Answer: rober ducks

Were did Noah keep the bees (Noah's ark)
Answer: the ark-hives (archives))

What do you call a cannibal who ate her fathers sister
Answer: an aunt-eater!

There will be more to come

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    34.5k Hayhayjam664

    There may be more to come @saturn28

    7.8 years ago
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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Answer: It was dead!
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    Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
    Answer: Peer pressure.
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    Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
    Answer: It was stapled to the second monkey.

    7.8 years ago
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    29.1k destroyerP

    Man...

    7.8 years ago
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    34.5k Hayhayjam664

    I thought some people would @ThatOnion

    7.8 years ago
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    1,762 ThatOnion

    I nearly died of cringe.

    7.8 years ago
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    34.5k Hayhayjam664

    Yes I am sorry if you nearly died from horrible jokes @Fishbowl1121

    7.8 years ago