Warning warning cringey dad jokes ahead
What do you call a cow with 2 legs
Answer: lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs
Answer: ground beef
Wich birds steal soap
Answer: rober ducks
Were did Noah keep the bees (Noah's ark)
Answer: the ark-hives (archives))
What do you call a cannibal who ate her fathers sister
Answer: an aunt-eater!
There will be more to come
There may be more to come @saturn28
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer: It was dead!
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Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer: Peer pressure.
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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer: It was stapled to the second monkey.
Man...
I thought some people would @ThatOnion
I nearly died of cringe.
Yes I am sorry if you nearly died from horrible jokes @Fishbowl1121