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In Soviet Russia, you don't drive tank. Tank drive you.

104k Dllama4  7.7 years ago

This is a place where you can share your Soviet Russia jokes.
Use this frame:
In Soviet Russia, _. _
Example:
In Soviet Russia, you do not walk the dog. Dog walk you.

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    In america, you score goal
    in russia, goal score you

    5 months ago
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    In Soviet Russia you don't need car car need you

    2.2 years ago
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    1,296 HafidzAir

    can i have permission to collision to a tree 1 hundred times?

    2.2 years ago
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    1,904 florky

    in America, you mow the grass

    in Soviet Russia, grass mows you

    in America, you cook food

    in Soviet Russia, food cooks you

    +1 2.8 years ago
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    in America you make popcorn in soviet Russia popcorn make you

    3.5 years ago
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    When you visit Soviet Russia on a plane, Soviet Russia visits you but on a MiG

    +1 3.5 years ago
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    yes cringe llama
    if I’m on your 5th page how tf is it still 3.4 years ago @BoganBoganTheWoman

    4.3 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    @NumbersNumbersTheMan this post is mega cringe

    4.3 years ago
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    In Soviet Russia, you upvote all my posts.

    +1 4.3 years ago
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    Very rough translation:
    In sovit Russia we don't make soviet russia jokes Americans make soviet russia jokes

    7.7 years ago
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    В Советской России мы не шутим над Советской Россией. Американцы делают анекдоты в России

    7.7 years ago
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    1,762 ThatOnion

    In America, you make stale memes. In soviet Russia, stale memes make you.

    7.7 years ago
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    In Soviet Russia,
    Poems write you.

    +1 7.7 years ago
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    In Soviet Russia, humans don't play plane simulators. Planes play human simulators.

    7.7 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    Lol 😂 @RailfanEthan

    7.7 years ago
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    In Soviet Russia, car drive you.

    7.7 years ago
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    In Soviet Russia, passengers carry train.

    +1 7.7 years ago