This is a place where you can share your Soviet Russia jokes.
Use this frame:
In Soviet Russia, _. _
Example:
In Soviet Russia, you do not walk the dog. Dog walk you.
In Soviet Russia, you don't drive tank. Tank drive you.
104k Dllama4
7.7 years ago
In america, you score goal
in russia, goal score you
In Soviet Russia you don't need car car need you
can i have permission to collision to a tree 1 hundred times?
in America, you mow the grass
in Soviet Russia, grass mows you
in America, you cook food
in Soviet Russia, food cooks you
in America you make popcorn in soviet Russia popcorn make you
When you visit Soviet Russia on a plane, Soviet Russia visits you but on a MiG
yes cringe llama
if I’m on your 5th page how tf is it still 3.4 years ago @BoganBoganTheWoman
@NumbersNumbersTheMan this post is mega cringe
In Soviet Russia, you upvote all my posts.
Very rough translation:
In sovit Russia we don't make soviet russia jokes Americans make soviet russia jokes
В Советской России мы не шутим над Советской Россией. Американцы делают анекдоты в России
In America, you make stale memes. In soviet Russia, stale memes make you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poems write you.
In Soviet Russia, humans don't play plane simulators. Planes play human simulators.
Lol 😂 @RailfanEthan
In Soviet Russia, car drive you.
In Soviet Russia, passengers carry train.