What’s red and bad for your teeth
Answer: a brick
If you ever get cold stand in a corner...
There usually about 90 degrees
What’s forest gumps password
Answer: 1forest1
What do you call a belt made of watches
Answer: a waist of time
Did you here about the two guys who stole a calendar....
They each got six months
Why can’t bicycles stand on there own
Answer: they’re two tied
What’s blue and smells like red paint
Answer: blue paint
Look it’s a wall-nut
If you made it this far you may need to see a doctor
No Problem
@BirdOfSteel
😂@WEAPONSMITH
Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducked
Why little susie drop her ice cream?
She got hit by a bus
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Susie
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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table
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what did batman say to robin before robin got out the car?
"Get out the car"
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I got a custom license plate that says "IFORGOT"
You figure it out ;)
Sure... @BirdOfSteel
@Awsomur shitstorm isnt the same as shit ;)
Whatever you say. I don't here the word in "normal" language but whatever. @BirdOfSteel
@Awsomur that is a normal word and wasnt against any persons not like the other guy who said u stupid to me
What do you call a trainman on a 3rd rail?
A conductor.
It's a proven fact that bad jokes are the best jokes. Proven by me.
"Shittstorm" sounds profane to me. @BirdOfSteel
@Awsomur WHAT SHOULD I KEEP CLEAN?!?!
Keep it clean. @BirdOfSteel
you mean with the shittstorm? its a meme :P And the 20 points user said u stupid i think we know who said something wrong @helilover03
@BirdOfSteel ahem
@SAC923 sorry? What said i wrong?
I think i need psychological help now.
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver
@BirdOfSteel language sir...
(I'm SkullsAndCrossbones)
@Grimreaper13 thanks buddy
Why did the fish leave the sea?
Because the sea weed.
Did you hear about the drunk composer?
He didn't make it past the first two bars.
😂 what was the name of the fat person who enterd
the hunger games
Fatness (katness) ha.. ha... no ok
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved at each other
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 ft long?
A πthon!
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten tickles
😂@CaesiciusPlanes