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Terrible jokes no2

34.5k Hayhayjam664  7.4 years ago

What’s red and bad for your teeth
Answer: a brick

If you ever get cold stand in a corner...
There usually about 90 degrees

What’s forest gumps password
Answer: 1forest1

What do you call a belt made of watches
Answer: a waist of time

Did you here about the two guys who stole a calendar....
They each got six months

Why can’t bicycles stand on there own
Answer: they’re two tied

What’s blue and smells like red paint
Answer: blue paint

Look it’s a wall-nut

If you made it this far you may need to see a doctor

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    No Problem
    @BirdOfSteel

    7.1 years ago
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    34.5k Hayhayjam664

    😂@WEAPONSMITH

    7.4 years ago
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    Two guys walk into a bar.
    The third one ducked

    7.4 years ago
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    Why little susie drop her ice cream?
    She got hit by a bus

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Not Susie
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    Whats green and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
    A pool table
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    what did batman say to robin before robin got out the car?
    "Get out the car"
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    I got a custom license plate that says "IFORGOT"
    You figure it out ;)

    7.4 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Sure... @BirdOfSteel

    7.4 years ago
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    14.4k BirdOfSteel

    @Awsomur shitstorm isnt the same as shit ;)

    7.4 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Whatever you say. I don't here the word in "normal" language but whatever. @BirdOfSteel

    7.4 years ago
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    14.4k BirdOfSteel

    @Awsomur that is a normal word and wasnt against any persons not like the other guy who said u stupid to me

    7.4 years ago
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    What do you call a trainman on a 3rd rail?
    A conductor.

    7.4 years ago
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    8,281 12ocketguy

    It's a proven fact that bad jokes are the best jokes. Proven by me.

    7.4 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    "Shittstorm" sounds profane to me. @BirdOfSteel

    7.4 years ago
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    14.4k BirdOfSteel

    @Awsomur WHAT SHOULD I KEEP CLEAN?!?!

    7.4 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Keep it clean. @BirdOfSteel

    7.4 years ago
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    14.4k BirdOfSteel

    you mean with the shittstorm? its a meme :P And the 20 points user said u stupid i think we know who said something wrong @helilover03

    7.4 years ago
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    1,166 RedBeast23

    @BirdOfSteel ahem

    7.4 years ago
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    14.4k BirdOfSteel

    @SAC923 sorry? What said i wrong?

    7.4 years ago
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    47.7k FlyingThings

    I think i need psychological help now.

    7.4 years ago
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    1,166 RedBeast23

    I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver

    7.4 years ago
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    1,166 RedBeast23

    @BirdOfSteel language sir...
    (I'm SkullsAndCrossbones)

    7.4 years ago
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    14.4k BirdOfSteel

    @Grimreaper13 thanks buddy

    7.4 years ago
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    2,394 ThiccBloke

    Why did the fish leave the sea?
    Because the sea weed.

    7.4 years ago
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    2,394 ThiccBloke

    Did you hear about the drunk composer?
    He didn't make it past the first two bars.

    7.4 years ago
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    34.5k Hayhayjam664

    😂 what was the name of the fat person who enterd
    the hunger games

    Fatness (katness) ha.. ha... no ok

    7.4 years ago
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    9,481 Razor3278

    What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
    Nothing, they just waved at each other
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    What do you call a snake that's 3.14 ft long?
    A πthon!
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    How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
    Ten tickles

    7.4 years ago
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    34.5k Hayhayjam664

    😂@CaesiciusPlanes

    7.4 years ago
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