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insert soviet russia jokes here

3,836 QuantausAviation  7.3 years ago

e.g. in soviet russia, Wally finds you!

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    in soviet Russia, dead meme uses YOU
    @REDARMYENGINEER

    6.9 years ago
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    in soviet Russia meme makes YOU

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    GO TO GULAG

    6.9 years ago
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    your way way too late
    kapitalist@REDARMYENGINEER

    6.9 years ago
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    Ha...ha...ha
    NET!

    6.9 years ago
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    1,757 VanNate

    In Soviet Russia, joke tells you!

    7.3 years ago
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    in soviet russia, car steals you!

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    In soviet Russia, you don't watch TV, the TV watches you!

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    754 Scaniagek

    In capitalist america bank Robs you

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    In soviet russia sovjet spinners spin you

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    16.4k Aarons123

    @Planeengineer31625324 in soviet Russia, you don't write on forum, forum writes on you!

    7.3 years ago
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    up votes are red, downvotes are blue
    in soviet Russia, BULL RIDES YOU

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    in soviet russia, we have rights to whole bear

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    @Aarons123 @CaesiciusPlanes @Blue0Bull @Awsomur @Oski @temporaryaccount @ValtsuAircraftIndustries @FlyingThings @Carsong1017 @Dynamicneedle LOL XD

    7.3 years ago
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    In america you watch a watch, in soviet russia watch watches YOU!

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    2,470 Smasher

    @ESIOTROT121 its not that cold if any thing America is too dam hot

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    2,470 Smasher

    @Botfinder if you what to be literal about it your probably right because what several American soldiers struggle to carry one log one Russian girl can carry two logs that are twice the size that's why I was glad I didn't have any sisters

    7.3 years ago
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    9,673 CarsonG1017

    In Soviet Russia, you no catch Pikachu , Pikachu catch you!

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    9,673 CarsonG1017

    When sending it's astronaut to space, NASA constantly faced the problem of the astronauts not being able to write in zero-gravity. To combat the issue, The U.S. government spent millions of dollars and years of research later, the Space Pen was made. Soviet Cosmonauts, when faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

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    13.3k doge

    U like vodka , no ,GO TO GULAG

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    1,694 1gman4evr

    In America, you go to moon.
    In Soviet Russia, you go to gulag.

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    14.5k Gemista

    "Don't like the USSR? Please fill out this KGB complaint form. I am sure they will be happy to take care of you!"

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    Roses are red,
    Violets too
    and if you are not red
    You go to gulag

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    We can't go to Russia? Soviet then!
    We're Russian to go now.

    7.3 years ago
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    47.8k FlyingThings

    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    in soviet russia,
    poem write you.

    7.3 years ago
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