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Pros and cons of being German

36.2k DbE  7.1 years ago

This may not effect every German-American but surely me.

|pros|
You can get away with swearing to people in German. (Unless they know German)

You can confuse your friends until they go mad

Bratwurst jokes are everywhere

This is a Flammenwerfer... it werfs Flammen

|cons|
People call you a Nazi(common)

People ask what my opinion is on the Jews(common)

You get kids yelling nein at you

(Probably just me):
Talking German in my sleep.....

Sometimes I just want to show the Nazi “jokers” true German justice

Another story that’s off topic is about my crush. So in elementary I knew her and told me about her having a French family and visiting France every summer. Then however many years later I managed to stay in the same school as her and now I “has the crush”
And I’m thinking “This French thing could help a lot..... French and a German”
Yea if this works out I hope she doesn’t take a German class or something.

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    7,875 MTakach

    I know that this is old, butt (hehe), my family is From Hungary or Austria-Hungary. and my last name (Takach) is Hungarian for Talylor.

    5.1 years ago
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    1,522 RedBaronBR

    I really like the German people, I'm Brazilian-German and I live in Brazil here in São Paulo

    5.4 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    @BACconcordepilot thank you now go to Hölle

    7.1 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    @PlanesOfOld thank you mein freund
    I think I’ll continue to be German.
    (I think most Germans would get weirded out by me cause I am kinda patriotic about it)

    7.1 years ago
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    43.9k PlanesOfOld

    I love the Germans. A friendly salute to you from England my fine sir!

    7.1 years ago
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    43.9k PlanesOfOld

    lol

    7.1 years ago
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    43.9k PlanesOfOld

    THIS IS A MEGAFON IT FONS MEGA!

    7.1 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    @ColonelStriker so you already like me?

    7.1 years ago
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    Why I love Germans

    7.1 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    @phanps lol
    From all over the place you are!

    7.1 years ago
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    39.1k phanps

    @Stellarlabs and I'm a supermix lol. My history is way too mixed.

    7.1 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    @phanps idk

    I’m a German not a Slav

    7.1 years ago
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    39.1k phanps

    @Stellarlabs You're saying it wrong.
    [Cyka] is the Cyrillic way of spelling, and transliterated it would be [Suka].

    Now how dare you say that XD.

    7.1 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    @MechWARRIOR57
    True.... one day I woke up and someone heard me talking and they just said to me “What the hell?” And walked away.

    7.1 years ago
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    I lost it at talking in german in my sleep XD

    7.1 years ago
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    @Stellarlabs uhh... ok...

    7.1 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    @PilotOfFuture that was the wurst joke ;)

    7.1 years ago
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    People call you so? Man my sources told me other things... maybe you shouldnt offend them that much?
    Btw (im from germany...) how tf do you make a bratwurst joke?!

    7.1 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    @TakicraftCorporation Indeed

    7.1 years ago
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    @Oski Same as hungarian :D, the good old easter european languages :D

    7.1 years ago
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    18.8k NexusGaming

    @Stellarlabs

    oof

    7.1 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    @phanps Cyka Blyat

    7.1 years ago
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    39.1k phanps

    @Oski xD i know a slav language, better be careful lol.

    7.1 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    @FlyingThings Ja es macht keinen Sinn

    7.1 years ago
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    10.5k Xenotriver

    @TakicraftCorporation same goes with Polish. You can swear at people and the won't notice, unless they know any slav language.

    7.1 years ago
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