So I made a post... a day ago. XD
In it I said that my 'puter was kaputski and I might not post for a while.
Posted a build 30 mins ago. Everything's fine.
Computer was glitching like heck and then suddenly it does a lot of... something all at once and now it's fine.

JUST TO MAKE SURE:
Disabled updates on Windows, because it's broke my computer before.
Deleted like 60 apps to free space.
I am now VERY gentle with it.
Reinstalled Windows.

I'm not going to die!