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A way back

28 Spock  6.6 years ago

First officers log, stardate 2018.

I have devised a plan to return to the 23rd century. However I am forced to work with stones and bearskins due to being stuck in this barbaric century. It will take several days to gather enough resources to construct the duo-tronic circuit needed for a rudimentary croniton particle generator that will allow me to return to the Enterprise.

I have also had several strange incidents regarding my Vulcan ears. One small child said I looked like the “science guy” from “Star Trek.” I haven’t the faintest idea what he was speaking of.

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    @Spock I wonder if you know what a "Fidget Spinner" or a "Dab" is, or the very worst, "Woahing Crash Bandicoot". May you never encounter such hellish beasts.

    6.4 years ago
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    @Spock I cannot help but agree with your astute compliment.

    6.6 years ago
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    28 Spock

    An intriguing idea.
    @BaconEggs

    6.6 years ago
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    28 Spock

    You are a most logical thinker.
    @F104Deathtrap

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    Technically speaking, we're all travelling to the 23rd century already. Perhaps a bit of Vulcan patience will ease the journey?

    6.6 years ago
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    137k BaconEggs

    @Spock do it at a black hole, you only need to travel 3,000 lightyears
    which could probably take up to an hour

    6.6 years ago
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    28 Spock

    Facinating.
    @BaconEggs

    6.6 years ago
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    5,841 FastDan

    You forgot me saying you look like a hylian.XD

    6.6 years ago
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    137k BaconEggs

    Do it like cooper did that one time
    He went like 100 years into the future

    6.6 years ago