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Tales from the Concern Box: Vol. II

40.2k Awsomur  6.3 years ago

Last time on Tales from the Concern Box:

“Kim Jon Un is trying to nuke SimplePlanes We should stop it!”

“Ur mum gay!”

“Why do you always make me feel so sad?”

Oh yes, my infamous Concern Box. It’s a place for users to bring things to my attention, such as problems with my creations, an error in the SPW, or something along these lines:

“Add a new section to SP weekly every once in a while to spark interest ”

“when is your next plane coming out?”

“You need to have a list of you gravatars on your bio.”

“Why do you call your flagship planes airships?”

See? Normal! Isn’t that amazing how level headed and logical some entries can be?

But now, feast your eyes on the more.., colorful entries:

“DON’T get in peoples conversations!”

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“What is the problem with humanity? First it was tidepods now its aluminum foil. Is the rapture coming???”

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“muchacho, you need a better building style, no offense. I'll be glad to teach you wink

(knowing that user, he didn’t have a very good building style himself, so irony.)
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“plz don't use gifs. cringy af”

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”Guck [sic] u, god isreal [sic] >:(”

(Sent in by “Mr. Penis”)
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“yeah hi please stop stalking me”

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“Help me”

(the entry said it was from Dllama4, but after contacting him I found it it wasn’t him who sent it in. It’s not cool to impersonate people.)
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“You are the issue”

(That hurts)
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“Your very existence”

(that one was sent in by “Ur mom is of having the very big gay”)

And finally, my personal favorite:

“......”

(Sent in by “Awsomur”)
Haha, I see what you did there, fake Awsomur.

What’s the moral of the story? A concern box is a mixed bag of legitimate questions and ridiculous ramblings.
-The Awsomur

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    12.8k RodWan

    This is hilarious!

    6.3 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    ......

    6.3 years ago
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    12.5k Eggplant

    I double layer my aluminum foil. Let me tell you, the NSA 👀 can’t be stopped with one layer.

    6.3 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Is it possible to learn this power?
    @BaconAircraft

    6.3 years ago
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    @Dllama4 no u

    6.3 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    @BaconAircraft Shut up.

    6.3 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    Ironic

    6.3 years ago
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    @Awsomur @Dllama4

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

    I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from death, but not himself.

    6.3 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Remeber this: your apprentice will kill you in your sleep.
    @Dllama4

    6.3 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    @Awsomur Okay then, silly.

    6.3 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    irony intensifies
    @Dllama4

    6.3 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    @Maxwell1 He is talking about me.
    Are you telling me I am Darth Plagueis?

    6.3 years ago
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    4,244 Maxwell1

    It is not a story the Jedi will tell you. @Dllama4

    6.3 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    Ironic. He could impersonate others, but not himself.
    What do you mean?

    6.3 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    It has a very particular set of skills.
    @Dllama4

    6.3 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    lol. I love that movie.

    6.3 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    And I will kill you
    @Dllama4

    6.3 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    @Awsomur What exactly do you mean?

    6.3 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    Who upvoted my comment? I’ll find you.

    +1 6.3 years ago
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    104k Dllama4

    @Chancey21 Someone said my name?

    +4 6.3 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Ironic. He could impersonate others, but not himself.
    @Chancey21

    6.3 years ago
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    69.4k Chancey21

    its not cool to impersonate people
    Dlama4
    TulIy2001

    6.3 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    I seen Tully’s comment but I didn’t get the full story.
    @Mattangi2

    6.3 years ago
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    29.0k Mattangi2

    That was yesterday i think, but i saw that too. @Awsomur

    6.3 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Surely not.
    @CSP27

    6.3 years ago
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